Yea, sure, lets go ahead and start the next world war because you think sanctions and peace talks are taking too long.

That's mildly disturbing at first glance.

Bono's still recovering from his bike accident. Might want to wait until his horrible facial disfiguration clears up.

Gosh, thinly veiled attempts at humanity crusting over a prolific money-making scheme? This doesn't sound at all like something the NFL would support...

And what's the benefit of the NFL going with a cipher of a branding scheme, rather than with an actual nonprofit that does work or raises money? Seems pretty obvious: No More allows the NFL almost complete freedom to brand itself as deeply invested in women's issues.

We have military prisons on US soil. Those will do just fine.

When you consider that about 75% of the prisoners in Gitmo were not affiliated with any terror group when they were handed to us by lying Afghan warlords....yeah, you'll realize Gitmo never should have been opened.

Unfortunately for groups like this, leadership is like a lizard tail, if you cut it off, it'll just regrow. The only thing that would work against those people is severely thinning their numbers to destroy there morale and force the rest to go in hiding.

That works until they execute a no knock warrant on your house and kill you, kill your dog, and maybe toss a stun grenade into your baby's crib.

Which laws did Tamir Rice break? He played with a toy gun in an open-carry state.

Pfft. Like I'm going to listen to a black guy for advice about how not to get shot by cops. Might as well take QB lessons from Mark Sanchez.

To give some background here: Uzbekistan recently got eliminated from the Asian Cup by South Korea. Uzbekistan actually had a nice nil-nil tie going into extra time, and then gave up two goals. In the lead up to the match, Russian rags did some hot-takes of how the Uzbek team was much better and how they had a…

Yeah, the serifs are off but we're the only two people who will notice stuff like that (and because of that, I love you, but in a creepy type-obsessed way, not a creepy creepy way).

"An officer asked Geer to step out of the car. "He got out and they arrested him for drunk in public," says Stewart. "He learned he could have stayed in his car and he never would have been arrested."

Maybe I completely misread this whole essay, but what I got from it is that if I ever really want to kill someone, I should get hired as a cop first. Not only would I avoid prosecution, it also comes with a pension!

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Somewhere in a cool desert there is a pilot sipping on a coffee waiting for the cover of night before he gets to fly this thing. And I'm sitting here looking at excel spreadsheets.