When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

I'm sorry but I disagree. It's uncomfortable thinking that China could economically damage the US but that is exactly what it could do. China could cause problems in nearly any economy.

Not talk about it. You can just do the right thing without telling everyone. That's not only for issues of racism, it's also just a general rule. You shouldn't need positive reinforcement for being a decent person. Just be one.

everything will be ok, as long as these are kept out of the wrong hands...

No. The rules only apply to human beings.

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

You seem to be setting some very high standards for Blake. I was not aware that she had any talent. What are you expecting from Blake?

Protesters: [put hands up]

"For reals, I'm a piñata."

C'mon Shelly. There's gotta be a safer place than your shirt pocket to keep that check Snyder wrote for you.

One thing is for certain here: this sort of ugliness would never happen in Los Angeles. I mean, can you imagine anyone trying to stick up for the LAPD?

don't come in here with that reading shit

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."