It’s the Mr. Burns-is-invincible theory: if you throw enough shit at the door, nothing can get through. Trump has so many scandals swirling around him that they all collectively deprive any one scandal of enough oxygen to get a foothold. I fear this will be the political model going forward.
**instert confused Nathan Fillion gif**
I’m absolutely positive he thinks a shutdown includes the Mueller investigation.
At this rate, he’ll have as many government shutdowns as he’s had bankruptcies.
I think I remember Bill Maher saying something like that.
Who was it who said “Not all Republicans are [racists/holocaust deniers/white supremacists/nazis], but most every [racist/holocaust denier/white supremacist/nazi] votes Republican?”
Someday there will be a Hamilton-esque musical that includes These Fucking Morons and a rap battle between Devin Nunes and Adam Schiff about the fight in the House intel committee over the release of FISA warrant information.
Don’t ruin my fantasy. He’s about to jump. That smug little prick.
The photo looks like 2 horrible cardboard cutouts.
I always think he looks like he just farted, only it was more than a fart and now he’s trying not to put any weight on it so that he can minimize the damage, and desperately hoping that no one can smell it.
A coworker of mine saw the Faux News headlines and was giddy, because they ‘revealed so much.’ I sent him the memo to read and immediately watched his face drop when it became obvious there was nothing scandalous in it.
The first thought that came to mind when I saw the header photo was “Lookit this fuckin dipshit.”
They forgot to spell it (((Rosenstein)))
Trump keeps blaming the Deep State for his fuck-ups; the problem? The Deep State consists of party-line Repubs he hired himself.
Traditionally, the only thing that would make them turn on a Republican would have been being caught in bed with “a dead girl or live boy.” But in the case of today’s evangelicals and Trump, they might not care about that, either (see: Mulligan).
The administration throwing its lot in with Carter fucking Page at this point is laughable at best. Page has been an intel target for YEARS because of his weird pro-Russian stances, he was determined by the Russians to be useless as an asset because he is off-putting and dumb as a rock, and the administration had, in…
I say we call him on it. You want a “sacred investigation”? OK, you got it, shitweasel. Let’s apply this shit to your fucking memo:
Forgive me if I can’t find the line of white guys in maga hats waiting to pick fruit.
