If everyone in school called you Fellatio, you’d find a nickname damn quick!

Trump’s vocabulary is like Taco Bell. They only have about 20 ingredients and they keep shuffling them and rearranging them into something new.

Dumpster fires will be a vital part of society come the nuclear winter.

Merriam Webster is adding “dumpster fire” to their dictionary.

It’s almost quaint, isn’t it? The ordinary stupid of Democrats working for banking deregulation. We’re so busy with our slide into actual fascism that we lose track of good old-fashioned things like our party completely losing the fucking plot. Ah, nostalgia.

Subpoena: Please turn over any and all communications including emails with these individuals (all of them) between date x - date Y.

“Ooh also, another hugely surprising thing that no one could have predicted—you can probably go ahead and forget all those things Trump said about wanting gun control.”

Well, his boss made a good living out of stiffing suppliers. I guess Ben learned from an expert.

And one more: Ben Carson returned his $31,561 dining room set.

Not to mention carry/storage obligations. If you want guns safely stored in classrooms, you need at minimum some kind of gun safe—a locked desk drawer won’t cut it. Ideally a trigger lock as well, but now you’re really cutting down on how quickly teachers can react in an emergency. That’s a lot of extra cost for each…

I’m beginning to think that she watched Thank You for Smoking and didn’t realize it was satire.

I have feelings about #2. As an atheist I have issues with declaring our countries motto as “In god we trust” and letting Graham lay in state in the rotunda.

Seriously, I’m so goddamned sick of hearing about the president’s moods. And I’m so fucking sick of the press reporting on the president being cranky as though it’s a perfectly normal thing for the most powerful man on the planet to be making policy and staffing decisions based on his irrational moods and his…

MAGA: “Trump is my President because he tells it like it is and keeps it real.”

I just don’t....these are kids. Kids! Kids who were fucking traumatized pretty severely only a week ago and you have “grown-ups” going after them all in the name of scoring political points.

“I’m too smart to do something that stupid!” yells man stupidly drawing attention to the thing he’s trying to get people to ignore.

I honestly don’t think he has any of his own. His is the most unprincipled man I’ve ever seen. And I don’t even say this because I hate him, which I do, he just literally has no morals, principles or values.

It completely baffles me how the people who scream the loudest about free speech have the least idea of what it actually means.