It is so so hard to get upset at any one quote these days, but I came damn near throwing my goddamn drink across the room at this. 1) what the fuck does she even think she’s talking about? 2) did no one in the room think to follow up and ask what, exactly, her constantly-looks-like-she-ran-into-a-plate-glass-window…

“Oh, I’m just going to war with the federal intelligence agency that destroyed every political figure that ever (even tried to) opposed it... and I’m armed with fucking blanks. No way this doesn’t turn out well for me!”

“These Fucking Morons” is really catchy and should totally be the pre-climactic song in the musical that is ultimately made about this, the stupidest time in our country’s history.

“In one of the biggest stories in a long time, the FBI now says it is missing five months worth of lovers Strzok-Page texts, perhaps 50,000, and all in prime time. Wow!”

Wow, with views like that, how was this guy just up for AmeriCorps and not Chief of Staff or Bannon’s old job as Chief Strategist?

Did the administration hire a second black person? Is that where he’s getting these numbers?

Exactly! I don’t care if he had an affair with the Pope himself (I’m sorry, your holiness), I want to know:

Your work at that office is incredible! Especially with the unconstitutional restraints placed on the protest-able area!

My parents use the same dry cleaner in the LV as him (or did). He’s rude to other customers and of course tostaff. My father - not an aggressive guy, but also not a small dude at 6'2 and ~200 - makes it a point of making ol’ Pat have to move around him whenever their paths cross.

Thank you for the LotR comparison, I’ve been feeling the same. Specifically, every regulation rolled back for the monetization of natural resources just screams of Saruman burning the Forest of Fangorn

Exactly! (I tried to embed that scene, but Kinja ate it)

And that would explain “Meadia”; he learned a new word and it forced an old one out.

If he were to sue, which he won’t since he’s not a complete fucking idiot (unlike you), he and his entire history of being a fucking creep would be subject to discovery, which would be goddamn wonderful to see for those of us who aren’t complete fucking idiots (like you are). Instead, since he’s only a partial fucking…

It’s gotten to the point where sometimes I read things and can’t remember if I’m wearing my glasses

I’m with you on this and wracking my brain and can’t come up with the title but it’s one of the Hellraiser series where the guy’s life turns into a nightmare and then it turns out he was dead

I know that everyone is feeling really nostalgic for the 80s with Stranger Things and IT, wide ties for men (barf), the reissue of NES games, and the latest Queens of the Stone Age album (I know they’re not from the 80s, but that album totally was!), etc., but couldn’t the 80s throwbacks have stopped short of…

I agree! I think “Hang On Sloopy” might have worked.

[Narrator] They didn’t.

Ok, sorry. I hadn’t clicked on the tweet link and seen that the pic was three years old... that doesn’t make it better though, Jesus...

He’s also wearing a hat, in violation of anthem etiquette so he should be set on fire or whatever it is we do with people like him nowadays