Yes! With screens lining the (lengthy) lines to get in, broadcasting the many scenes of him berating people while holding ridiculous food!

All I could think on reading that was “Who the good goddamn do they think could possibly want this?!”

Problem is that if he chooses “get sued by 8 Republican Shitheads, it’s up to the Justice Department discretion in determining how to defend against those lawsuits. I’ll give you two chances at how that defense will turn out

It’s like hiring Thomas Crowne as Director of Museum Security.

Tasteful body bags with unnecessary collars and large belts

Clearly then, as an individual who values enforcement of the law above all else, you are offended by Babyhands’s pardon of Sheriff Joe Arpaio.

Freaking awesome job by that guy

Prince Harry looks like that grumpy red panda meme

My grandfather was a British tank commander who was on one of the last ships out of Dunkirk. He turned back Rommel in North Africa, spearheaded the liberation invasions of Sicily and Italy, and then was in the second wave at Normandy. He later became a US citizen when he married my grandmother (a beautiful story that…

Right, so I’m a white, middle class(ish), straight (close enough, although I would still totally be tempted if Idris Elba wanted on), Christian(ish, because I am not actively any other religion or system of belief), and all I can say for these failsons is: It’s not because of minorities, women, homosexuals, or any…

Forgive me if I missed this, and I am a few days late on asking, but was it ever explained anywhere how those “victims of Obamacare” with whom 45* met were actually “victimized”?  

For an administration elected by segments of the population enraged by having to press 1 for English, how is it that no one in this godforsaken assemblage of filth is able to speak the fucking language?!

I think they were just calling your friend a liar, an idiot, or someone who doesn’t realize how insignificant their actual market gains actually have been... and possibly all three.

Russian foreign minister Sergey Lavrov suggested that Trump and Putin “might have met even much more than just three times.”

When I read that quote this morning, all I could think was “Even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and again.”

Future students will learn...

The heaviest of drinking

“For some reason, this issue of sharks has become a paramount issue for Amity Island beachgoers.” Lifeguard Pence, 1975

I guess if #teens can be legislated into being less horny, fewer of them will be murdered by supernatural serial killers at summer camps...?

Given the large populations of undocumented/non-work authorized Irish immigrants working in NY, I wonder what that roundup would do for Trump’s poll numbers.