Because Americans are dreamers too

First, the Code 45* team wants to thank all you wonderful people who shouted out birthday wishes to Mme Muck yesterday. You guys never cease to amaze with your awesomeness.

I’m inclined to believe that the State of the Uniom snafu was on purpose. Simply because it is such a mind bogglingly boneheaded mistake. I choose to believe that they knew that something like McCabe’s resignation was coming down the pike and they had this in pocket to distract from that and, in some perverted way,…

And somehow less corrupt

at least Penguin had some concrete policy ideas.

he’s reading the room, he’s just not playing to the people who are present.

Donald Trump gave a speech at Davos trumpeting his whole “America first!!!” shtick, then pivoted to yet another excoriation of the “fake news media,” the latter of which was met with boos and hisses from the crowd. Buddy, read a fucking room.

Wait, nothing about how the Dutch secret service hacked the Russian hackers who hacked the DNC?

Beige is the new Eggshell.

Bullshit is right.  Toys R Us is about to terminate about 45,000 employees from nearly 200 store closures. The rest of the year promises hundreds of thousands more retail job losses, as Macys, Bloomingdales, Target, Sears&KMart, Kohls, Sam’s Club and more have announced hundreds of store closures. (And is there…

Sure is a good thing that the president has all that executive time on his schedule, eh? Should make it easy to schedule a meeting with Mueller!

I recall from the start of the “war on terror” when the US military hired a middle eastern expert to teach them more about the area. At one point he showed them “The battle of Algiers” on how the French lost their colony. His intention was to show how you were not supposed to act, but when he realized the military saw…

Exactly. This is using public resources for a political purpose. Of course, it’s an ethics rule and those no longer matter.

Is that even legal???

Trump is basically a mean girl with a head injury.

He’s a troll who apparently doesn’t have a job. He’s been posting almost non-stop for several days now, only breaking for sleep and maybe a meal here and there.

TeamAmerica is a satire account, right? I mean, there’s no way someone actually considers children brought here by their parents as an invading force, right?