CNN just ran a clip that was him saying it’s the Democrats’ fault, followed by all the times he blamed Obama for the last one, because it’s all about the president stepping up, being a leader, and making a deal.

Top-tier shitpost. Good on you.

You only think you’re kidding

Trump is in his office furious that he can’t take Air Force One to Mar A Lago.

Trump is sitting in his office wondering why no one has brought him the bankruptcy forms to sign.

It’s really bad.

In case anyone was still wondering: THIS is the difference between Clinton and Trump. Also, today’s All Things Considered ran a great piece on The Jane Collective today.

In fairness, he’s done nothing and he’s all out of ideas!

Holy shit...this may be the most disheartening Barf Bag yet. I’m speechless.

Pro-lifers are some of the least compassionate people there are.

For those of you who didn’t click on the Carl Higbie link, here is what Trump’s appointee to run AmeriCorps thinks about...

Pro-lifers are some of the least compassionate people there are. Women don’t get abortions in the final trimester because they don’t feel like being pregnant any more. A woman who has a late term abortion is having it because there is something wrong with the pregnancy - it’s either hazardous to her or the fetus.

Because even little dogs need love too, here is Henri, in a wool sweater, having taken over Marzipan’s bed (she’s in her crate, taking a puppy nap). What he lacks in floof, he makes up in sad eyes.

This is a joke that was once made about the Reagan administration that I think better applies to the Trump administration:

I find it very interesting that this story is only really coming up on the radar now. When I was around the beltway, this was something of a spook story I would hear every once in a while. Basically foreign money getting lost in the thicket of opaque campaign finance laws.

Indeed. So sad the Democratic Party stopped catering to racists.

the Democratic Party has lost for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is the active hostility towards white people from the base

“ But you did not PURSUADE me Jared...!”

Now all I can imagine is Forest Whitaker playing Trump...