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6'3" 239 are almost exactly my height & weight. I won’t claim to be Mr. America, but on my worst day I’m not within 40 pounds of this guy.

I would still say Puerto Ricans are #1.

Yeah, I wanted to geek out on that but couldn’t find phrasing that didn’t sound douchey. I was hoping someone would ask and I could sound smart, but you cracked the phrasing code before I did. A winner is you!

In case anyone else is going, “55?”: there are 54 African states recognized by the UN but 55 members of the African Union because the UN doesn’t recognize the Sahrawi Arab Democratic Republic.

I don’t care about affairs.

His eyes are so vacantly beady... *shudders*

The longer he keeps doing stuff like this, the more people get used to it and start tuning it out. We won’t even be talking about shitholes this weekend because something else will come up.

The Office of Refugee Resettlement has worked to block her abortion and required her to visit a crisis pregnancy center.

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I know a few Norwegian immigrants. To a one, they stayed because they married a US Citizen.

Why would I want to move to a shithole country like the United States?
--Norwegians

Steve Bannon is out at Breitbart

As funny as it is to laugh about Trump Tower catching fire or how he is, like, a stable genius, I still hate to end the day thinking about Our Moron President.

Special Counsel Robert Mueller is likely to try and interview Trump, a nightmare scenario for the president’s legal team considering his tendency to lie and forget basic English language vocabulary.

Just wait till you see Miller at 50. Here, my computer aged his photo up for us to see.

Is a total lack of empathy the most important requirement to work in ICE?

Truly, I feel SAFER now that this little boy will have his family torn apart, a hard working productive man will be deported, and the little boy will have to become a ward of the state.

Either it’s all fake or Bannon is a leaker(rather than a liar). You can’t really have it both ways.

It’s like Robocop is about to reach through the fucking wall and grab him.