As fun as it is watching a sentient sebaceous cyst and an amoral skin lesion take turns throwing one another underneath busloads of racist yokels, it’s more fun to spend a bomb cyclone with a giant sheepdog.

I’m hoping God will smite her and her conversion therapist husband for even considering a run.

He’s been *very* strict on commercial aviation. When the commercial aviators called him up and said ‘Can we do some crashes this year?’ he said ‘NO WAY GUYS!’

Is he really taking personal credit for no airplane crashes?

Again, I felt so bad for Barron who always looks miserable around his parents. They made him dress up in a tux and attend this party as an 11-year-old? I hope he could sneak off and play video games.

I used to feel envious of men when I got invited to a black-tie affair. I’d be going from store to store driving myself crazy trying on appropriate dresses, all the while thinking “Lucky men! They just put on a tuxedo and automatically look good.” Welp, I can’t say that any longer. Trump is the one man on earth who…

More and more, Trump looks like a Fernando Botero painting.

Ever since I saw a photo pointing out his vagina neck it’s all I can see...

I adore that picture of him sitting there with all his no-friends. It sums up his life perfectly.

It’s the smoking gun of America’s fascism.

I have such mixed feelings about Pete Souza’ work. On the one hand, these are beautiful, iconic images. On the other the hand, it’s impossibly painful to see them at this exact time. I’m trying to look on the good side, but it’s just painful.

So, Pat Toomey is the Adolf Eichmann of the Republican Party?

You write: “Voters aren’t outraged by Toomey,” but I can assure you that those of us in Milford and other communities in Pike County are very angry and mobilized to make this term Toomey’s last. In our area and across the state, he has hidden and refused to talk with constituency. Voters are indeed outraged here in…

What’s wrong with him is that he has a truly breathtaking sense of entitlement. Remember that these are the same people who screamed that Hillary thought she was above the law because she had a private email server.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with his lawyers. As a lawyer, your job is to try your best to see the interests of your client met.

Voters aren’t outraged by Toomey...

So, I actually grew up going to the same church (an incredibly conservative fucked-up church) that Toomey went to when he was in the area. My dad knows him a little bit. I’ve experienced him a few times as a grown-up. He is not quiet or polite. He’s a giant piece of shit with a massive ego who has carefully…

That’s legit terrifying.

Toomey sometimes passes for a Moderate Republican

They are mostly immune from insider trading, because America has never been great: https://www.forbes.com/sites/kylesmith/2011/06/01/insider-trading-rules-that-dont-apply-to-congress/#265b9c566167