Damn. I am a frumpy mum. Definitely need a stand-in as well. Or, lots of Vaseline and funky filters on the photos.

I've been hearing stories like this lately. Oh what a world to be a child in! Also, that is adorable and hilarious. "Its just a commercial" is a great mantra.

I love him. He's so damn darling.

In most cases, that is probably true. Your kid knows the score.

Ha, little kids these days have no concept of commercials, it’s true.

We sure do. I think I need to learn how to make artisanal ice or something.

Are you serious!? This is a thing??

“The show is broken” - really, all of that story is beautiful. I need to tell myself that certain things are commercials, too. Thank you, wise sage little man.

We don't watch commercials, either. All it takes is a TiVo and hitting the fast forward button. We don't watch live tv.

Haha I take care of a 3 year old whose family doesn’t have cable, just Netflix and Vudu. When I bring her to my house, I’ll let her watch PBS kids, but every time it goes to a commercial break, she freaks out about the show ending. It’s hysterical! How many times now have I said “it’s just a commercial, a short break…

I’m not watching either. Unless something truly extraordinary happens (and if it does, I’ll still be able to see that later), reading about the event here is more entertaining!

I don’t really know any of these shows. I know so little about tv.

Alan Cumming is such a favorite. I am still so damn disappointed that the tickets for his last run in Cabaret were $150+ a pop and I couldn’t go see him. He’s so creative and interesting.

I WANT COOKIE. truthfully I'm conflicted. But I feel fairly strongly about Cookie.

Wonder if there will be any awkward moments with Elizabeth Moss and her dirtbag ex.

The owner has become a meme now...it’s my favorite part of the story. I live in Maine so EVERYONE won’t shut the fuck up about it but things like this make it worth it.

WOW

The most offensive part of this story is that it took 40 minutes to make 3 pancakes at a diner. A DINER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A DINER IS?! That's a goddamn travesty.