scum sucking fuck pig is my new go-to insult.

and his hair, it is so much nicer than the RL version.

Both of these comments made my christmas.

Oddly enough, I was contemplating buying a fitbit to help motivate me to get in better shape in the hopes of getting knocked up. Fitbit should market the whole preggers angle.

Ah, fitbit. My hub was doing some research and has some concerns about what they do with your data.

well I can’t sleep.

Or go the opposite extreme and take what little you know to play stupid . I had an obnoxious colleague that was super into the Grey Cup. I asked him how the silver cup was going - fully communicated the zero fucks I gave.

So many things to consider. I think the biggest thing to contemplate when “trying” is stress. Also that sex is fun.

is that like texting right after a hot date? I don’t understand any social protocols anymore, I’m obviously catching the olds.

Consider me inspired, I am so going to get botox.

He is a scumbag.

wow.

you should write trudeau fanfic.

I have a secret wish that he was my kids grandpa. We’d crack jokes before family visits, suffer through the awkward advice and weird pauses, etc etc. Imagine the photo opportunities.

ooh, and says “You people”

and that when you finally retire, all people will say is things like “Scantron was really nice and I could always ask him/her for a pen.” Within a week of your departure, nobody will speak of you ever again.

This.is.brilliant.

I bet he also calls women “honey”

I didn’t read the comment string before this - but this is so so so so gross.

grosssssss