“You have people who believe vaccines contain RFID chips, or people who believe jet contrails in the sky are chemtrails that are really aerosole vaccinations.”

“I have never been more attracted to you in my entire life.”

Nick Offerman is my spirit animal.

-clips his toenails in the bathroom over a garbage can.

45. Writes self serving humblebrag posts on Jezebel and shows wife all the stars he got because he’s an awesome feminist.

I haven’t seen or spoken to my parents in 6 years. Best 6 years of my life.

When my parents were alive, I didn’t get it either. I was one of those people who would have said this is the only family you have, have you tried talking to them, have you tried therapy, etc. But you’ve probably tried all those things, right? Me too. I get it now, and I’m finding that there are a lot of people in…

they’re both crimped

My friend Iris took this photo and captioned it “When you hate Mother’s Day and this is the grocery store.”

Had to be done because that shit just looks WRONG

I’ll just leave this here again. It’s amazing that ever I underestimated its usefulness.

Disgusting. Everyone knows a hot tub is like an incubator for germs, right?

So, her AA sponsor turned her in?

You know what? I’d wear the entire outfit. And the shoes.

this inspired me to prank my Facebook friends so hard

this is too much

you guys i got my period i cannot handle all of this

ps maddie ty for this post your tone is extremely appropriate, if not somewhat demure considering the circumstances.

i need to find some black clothes to wear to the gym bc i am in mourning

Lindy, no idea if you'll see this, but I just want to bid you a fond farewell and tell you that you've really helped me grow as a person and as a feminist, and you opened up an entirely new world for me through your work on fat acceptance/body shaming. Any time I want to explain these issues or discuss them with…