Two days later he made a Facebook post about how nice guys always finish last and chivalry is dead. I'm willing to bet everything I own that I'm right.

I think this dude's too into himself and his paycheck to kill himself.

I never understood guys who get mad and say that. Like, who talks to people they have no attraction to. And who is hot enough to talk to them like that?

You too? What's your favorite way to dispose of bodies? I used to use a woodchipper, now I feed them to pigs.

How far have I gone? About 60 miles once. But I was driving.

CAUSE WE'RE ALL BULL DYKES AMIRITE

I don't need feminism because when I am hit in the face, it's a nice time to sit on the floor and reflect on what I could have done to make him so angry.

The asshole basically wants his soon-to-be ex to serve as a masturbatory orifice while he pumps away, sans foreplay. "We were twenty minutes early to dinner." One of the times they had sex she was sore the next day. Doesn't say good things about spreadsheet guy's abilities.

Yeah. Thanks for bringing up the Ukraine thing AGAIN. Man, if only that pilot could've dodged that SAM.

She should have kept a spreadsheet showing the decrease in ejaculate over several months.

Better than sending him a spreadsheet, though.

Fuck yeah to your last sentence! Having my kids, as cliche as it sounds, made me less of a dick. Sometimes, I am hateful and resentful and just mean about people. I don't want to raise hateful, resentful and mean people, so I check that shit. I have two boys that I am trying to raise into good men that will treat…

Your post is pretty much why I had kids. I know the world is fucked up, so I am trying to raise people that will un-fuck it. Or not fuck it up more. My kids don't have to cure cancer or end world hunger or whatnot. I just want them to be good to other folks. Remember that some don't have as much as they have and that…

I'm really getting tired of these articles that assume that everyone chose to make a baby. You choose to have it, but maybe not make it. I never wanted to have kids either for many of the same reasons, then I got knocked up. I was only trying to get down on Valentine's Day, ya heard? I had my son in November. He's…

Beautiful writing. My opinion is that there is never going to be a perfect time to have a baby. Not in your personal life, and certainly not in the world as a whole. So if you want to do it, go ahead.

That's a whole lotta narcissism, don't you think?

Cows also appreciate jazz.

this music is like an anthropologie store meets cupcake shop

Um.........

I mean, it's not stylish, but it's not .... this