How bout a "So you've just procreated, have you considered cheating on your partner yet?" button.

Next up from Big Facebook:

The "You're Married. Why Haven't You Bred?" button.

May is Borderline Personality Month! As someone with a momster, thought I'd just put that out there.

yeah, really. "I love dick pics"- said no woman ever.

I want this woman as my life coach

Dude just can't handle the fact that old ladies love strippers.

Oh, Bernice, you saucy minx!

No Facebook is for married people to hook up with old flames and ruin love and get divorced.

Wasn't there a local news story of some woman turning 100, and she asked for "some dick" for her birthday? The reporter was a very handsome man and she asked him how his dick was hanging. It was the funniest shit ever.

Anyone remember this ol' charmer?

My brother got a John Mellencamp CD.

Poor Joey.

I work at an ER a few minutes from the studio where they film Bethany's show. Not two hours after filming this "after the show" footage, Joey came in complaining of back pain and shortness of breath. All that dancing really took it out of him.

He also slipped on those "feathers" and broke a hip.

But he…

I'm all for "Beer and Diaper" parties. :D

Every asshole wants a tall girl until we're towering over them in heels.