this made me think of farting. My toddler is obsessed with farting; I recently turned to youtube to find him a funny farting video. I found a whole lot of girl farting videos (seriously?). Now, combined this outfit with farting on video and I think you'll have youtube/porn gold.

She looks really rigid and uncomfortable. I find it hilarious that you put her pic beside kim.

Madonna, this is an outfit that makes you look hot (and not like you are desperate to hide the aging process)

but wait, isn't the sexy dress thing what lady gaga did? Nobodies talking about her (and her weird pinched boob situation)

surprise everyone because she would look hot? Seriously, this outfit just looks terrible. I keep thinking that the gloves she seems to wear all the time must be because she's getting old lady hands. Is that the last frontier for plastic surgery? And the hat, is that to hide something up top? Is the whole outfit just…

my first thought was that her colour is off and her skin looks a bit tight. Then my imagination immediately jumped to crack and now I'm worried about Miley! Miley, where's your mom??

now imagine farting

she has to surprise somehow

I thought it looked like a robe as well and her hair has that "just sexed" look. She looks like she just had her pool boy romp, did her nails and rolled off her pool lounge to get to the grams.

I really want to know who did the work on her neck. It doesn't look a day past 30!

I didn't realize this was on tonight. I've embraced Apple TV/per/whatever, I can't actually imagine having to watch something with commercials or live for that matter. I love checking out the dress posts and completely rely on these summarized posts to tell me if anything entertaining actually happens.

yes, like guys that claim to be "the best in bed" because the last person they slept with said so. If you have to be told you are the best, you need some work my friend.

when I attended a female dominated grad program, I remember students openly discussing their wardrobe critiques of any young female profs (her pants are so tight, I can tell what change is in her pocket!). Depressed the shit out of me (and yes, I asked how they would feel if the role was reversed).

gas just makes you easier to work with. After my forty hours of labour, I felt no difference on my pain but I did notice that everyone around me relaxed. It forces you to shut up and inhale, you get a slight buzz and become a lot more pleasant to talk to (because you are stoned) but it still hurts.

we people are so weird (is what I'm saying)

my husbands first wife got a family ring. She gave it back and he returned it to his mom. I wouldn't have minded getting it, some rings have a larger symbolism.

turned mine into a fancy, tacky necklace. Get tons of compliments on it.

maybe cult is the wrong word. Exclusive club?

I won't say it is done yet but we are getting there...

I had a similar relationship with my brother. He would be emotionally abusive and cruel to me, talk down about my life, and my family would always make excuses for him. If I tried to hold him accountable, they would make me feel like I was holding a grudge and being petty, that I should let it go for whatever reason.…