This post... this post, ... it had EVERYTHING!!!!

Aww, family love. I have a Puerto Rican friend whose extended family is both white and black. She tells me they do this too. Just in spanish!

ooops, I always kiss my dogs on the mouth, weird I know, that’s funny. After reading your comment last night I googled “white stereotypes” and was laughing while reading reddit..I guess the mayonnaise this is a popular stereotype.

“Then I wash my body with any sort of overpriced bar soap from Whole Foods or sometimes soap I’ve found on a vacation.” help me out here...
So, she doesn’t shower everyday because of overpriced soap? Kinda goes hand in hand with her reverb.
Girl, please do yourself a favor and avoid your fiancee giving you eyes, just…

deck the halls with boughs of trolling

oh troll. you done trolled like a trolling troll. yep.

This is fascinating and I demand to know more of these stereotypes.

So I didn’t realize this was a stereotype until I was in my 20s

One cannot properly clean an ass without a washcloth. That’s my belief and nothing will change it.

Oreo Munroe’s comment, to me, seemed to be at least half joking. so perhaps you should chillax.

No, because you should get a clean cloth every time so why would it have bacteria?

I use washcloths AND I bathe: twice a day in summertime, once a day in winter.

You’re supposed to use a clean one everyday and never use the same one for your face and body. Just buy a bunch of them. It’s really not that much of a hassle.

I was pre-disposed to despise her based on her willful ignorance and hateful views but this entire saga with the child. Wow. She is nasty. I hope he has spousal support as well. Also, way to go with the “he tricked me into it” story that asshole men have been using for hundreds of years. She found a way to sound like…

Until the year 1947, coffee was prepared inside of a volcano in Hawaii, so people born before then are used to having really hot coffee

I assume you’d do that as an insult to cocktail sauce? You’re serving them the Big Mac special sauce/Thousand Island/Russian dressing

hello i like your kinja handle.

There are a lot of terrible managers.

In the last couple years of my grandma’s life, she stopped giving any fucks and would wear slippers out to dinner. She would get up from the table the very instant she finished her food and race out to the car, no matter where in the meal the rest of us were. And she upped her one glass of Sauvignon blanc with ice…

First: people who leave one-cent tips who don’t have dementia or something that makes them unaware that’s a dick move need to have that lone, pathetic penny shoved where the sun don’t shine.