I will drive by 8 Walmarts to go to Target. And I refuse to feel bad about that.

This. All day this.

As the “bad cop” in our relationship, I can’t emphasize enough you need someone with you who isn’t afraid to say no and get up and walk out. We went to a presentation in Virginia Beach with the promise of a $150 restaurant gift card. I told my husband, Mr Munroe, all the way up to the time we started the presentation,…

I hope they stay married foreva and have 12 happy, well adjusted kids and die within seconds of each other in 70 years.

but no mention of her old nose?

Shout out to all the bosses/managers who stood up for your employees. You deserve all the accolades and monies.

I think dad’s have terrible memories bc they rely on the mom’s to remember important stuff. My father in law swears my husband’s middle name is something else besides what it actually is. My husband has an unusual middle name (it’s from the Old Testament) and he didn’t even know how to pronounce it until I told him…

You do know I began reading this article bc I thought it was reports of these celebrities being great at coochie eating.

I think women can be as sexually objectifying as men. And by men, I men guys who say they want a smart, funny girl but quickly forget that the minute a chick with no brain and porn tits walks by.

Agreed. I do also share the fear of dying during a cosmetic procedure but I’d definitely call it something else.

Same. They always wanted extra everything, kept me running, and then left actual coins as my tip. And dammit, stop splitting desserts bc you “just want a taste” and “it’s too rich for me to eat by myself”. Blerg.

Are you biracial? (I am).

OMG I’m in tears.

I’m a woman and cannot understand why it appears so many women seem to take their aggression out on innocent teenage girls. Did their husbands get caught banging a waitress?

“... only seen pictures of her emerging from homes looking freshly blown out...”

Same. SAME MFing SAME.

Isn’t she the same woman who called a trans woman MMA fighter a man and won’t agree to fight her?

I’ve done that before as a server. The woman asked me, “So what is that?” about every item on the menu. About 10 items in, I said, “Excuse me one moment...”, retreated to the prep area and offered a co-worker an extra 5 bucks to take the table. It was, for me, a real, “I Just Can’t” moment.

I always assume when people accuse others of having sexual appetites not considered “average”, that the person accusing is really the one who likes the behavior they are accusing others of...

Like seriously, are you not aware of what the subject of this weekly column is?