Not scary, but still…

He wanted to cancel birthdays

More for the rest of us, gurl!

American Horror Story: Calabasas

Not to mention almost ALL these women are stay at home moms!

Yes. My husband got on me for not working out. So I wrote out his schedule: get up at 7, sit on toilet for 25 minutes, stretch for 15 minutes, jog 45 minutes, cool down 20 minutes, shower for 30 minutes, eat cereal. Log into computer at 9(works from home) Logoff at 5. Day is finished. Go to gym for an hour.

This is a wonderfully written piece with a rather glaring error: you don’t owe your kids money, you owe it to the women who relied on their own income to clothe, house, and educate the children you love.

You actually CAN build immunity to Polio. WITH A DAMN VACCINE.

I love the idea that he wasn’t supposed to call the police on people about to endanger those around them.

Yep, it’s called taxis, uber or friend. You just pulled Pinkham’s law. Congrats.

It sounds as if she repeatedly tried to help this man and his family when he was a child, but he dropped out of the two private schools for which she paid the tuition. That’s very different from his claim (funded and probably scripted by the National Enquirer) that she tried to adopt him and then abandoned him, so…

I didn’t say all. If the statement doesn’t fit you, then shut up because it’s not meant for you.

But, it WAS about states’ rights! The states’ right to OWN SLAVES. :/

those ankle flares just make it look like the model had some kind of insane growth spurt halfway through the day, and she just has to awkwardly wear too short pants until she can go home and change into something that fits.

I would prefer not talking to him at all because my mouth is too full with breakfast

She asked for the bowl hot. He warned her “this is hot.” At that point, what happens is her own damn fault. No sympathy whatsoever.

It was cruel of him to give her exactly what she asked for and then specifically warn her it was hot?

You and I have very different definitions of the word “cruel.”

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penalty kick

no but they should be castrated