Heeeey, no need to sully the good name of mutts. Mutts are the best.

I manage a pet store, I’ve seen more than one chicken in a harness.

I just noticed your moniker, Ivana Pusherova. Any relation to Ivana Humpalott?

OMG, DO IT!

This made my day. Also, I met some chickens recently for the first time, and they were pretty cool. One in particular was very friendly and social, and wanted to be a lap chicken, really. Lovely little gal, very sweet.

I bought 4 chicks on a whim. They are immensely helpful even on the worst of days.

Serious question...how’d you get the chickens to be nice?

God I can imagine how cute that would be with a young kid it must be quite the sight to behold.

So due to the depressing crushing hell hole that is our current news cycle I have stopped watching the nightly national news for the first time in my life, and honestly I feel much better now.

You know. I’m completely and totally against the death penalty.

“But why didn’t you report your rape?”

It’s... I read that report - there were PEDIATRIC kits collected included in that backlog. It’s insane how fucked the system is for survivors. I don’t know anyone who was less traumatized by the system than they were by their assailant. Someone who is charged with rape has, on average, raped 11 people already. It’s…

Pretty sure the human trafficking stats remain high in the countries that manufacture her shitty clothes.

I know the pain of a bladder that holds a grudge. (My kid was over nine pounds, and didn’t turn until well into the third trimester, so she was using my bladder as a footrest for a while.) During my recent bout with bronchitis, I had to make sure my bladder was EMPTY, or else whenever I coughed...

I’ve had no kids but always had a finicky hyper bladder that doesn’t tell me I need to go until it’s almost too late. I just try to stay ahead of it, even more so at the moment because I’m one handed and god damned women’s pants are a pain in the ass to remove with one hand. But you know piss happens, deal with it,…

I clicked on this, thinking it involved Kelly dropping trou or using a SheWee.

Yes!!! YAY FOR RESCUED DOGS!!! Thanks for rescuing! <3

Mine is a rescue, too. Lots of idiosyncrasies, but that’s what makes them so lovable!

I loved his miraculous eyesight and walking recovery as soon as he got up to leave.