I heard Joni Mitchell’s California on the radio just now and it made me so goddamned happy to be standing in my kitchen in the fading light, folding laundry.
Ivana Pusherova
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Dogs make the world a better place. We need to work harder to deserve them.
I got a dog this week. Five years since my previous dog died, almost to the day, this dog came into my life and I am so damn in love with this adorable beast. I have been less stressed in the last few days than I have been in years. Puppy love FTW!
Paul Simon’s Graceland album. It was the best, BEST thing to grow up listening to - it’s basically every type of music on one album, and you’re never too young to be introduced to Ladysmith Black Mambazo. :)
Ben and Jerry’s while I Netflix. :)
YOu million dollar invention Kegs of wine.
One of the worst parts about getting old, I find (I’m turning 45), is the constant worry about throwing my back out. It already hurts all the time, but what if I bend over and bam, done.
I have mastered straw use during my never-ending braces (going on three years). I push the straw far enough back so it clears my teeth, then create suction using the roof of my mouth and tongue. I look dumb as hell, but it’s feasible.
Kids repeat what they hear, these kids have racist shithole parents. The aftermath of this fat orange lizard will be felt for years to come.
Those names are spot on! If you have any more, you can have an Al Bumin or Ova (or Nova).
I trapped a feral slutty kitty 8 weeks ago and the last of her kittens go to their permanent homes tomorrow. She is still hiding out on the basement so we’ll let her chill a bit before we trap her (mind you, in our own house) and find a barn for her. The kittens are super social, we snuggled the shit out of them.
Loooooove those names.
THIS IS SHADE RIGHT?! JUDGE BROWN?! Can I get a ruling?
I have now spent over 30 minutes looking at underoos. Thanks.
But you kept talking to her?
I casually knew Ivanka Trump for several years. Her target audience is almost exclusively other people who were born on third base and think they hit a triple.
“On a totally unrelated note, I once loved in Hershey across the street from the Reeses plant.”