It’s the white version of dog’s playing poker.

Cut Ivanka some slack. She ‘s just making sure she’s conveying the right image.

Sending some love your way...

We got baby chicks from a farm market that turned out to be roosters when I was little. I named mine Rufus and he attacked anyone who walked on our property- kids, neighbors, mailman, Charlie Chips man. We eventually gave him away to a farm. He was a bigtime asshole.

The human pedobear.

The irony of giving an interview on your district’s preparedness without wearing waterproof gear. Looks like a mound of wet worms on his head.

He’s tweeting to his supporters in Trumpbonics. Spelling and grammar are optional. As long as he says it’s someone else’s fault and his daily fake news rant, they will eat this shit up.

Reminds of the Widettes from SNL!

I swear one of my dogs has autism! He bounced out of 4 homes before we fostered him to figure out what was wrong with him, but decided to adopt (knowing that he would likely be returned). But I’d never blame the vaccines. That’s batshit crazy.

It was a simple suggestion, not an absolute. Clearly, there can be douchebags among those that have pets...I’ve just always had good luck personally seeking out dog people.

Yes! It’s an inner spidey sense that is so important to guide you through confusing times. Fight or flight...I’d rather my girls not be afraid of offending someone or being rude to get out of situations. Just leave. I think too often we expect girls to have good manners but fuck all of that if your date is pulling…

Thank you for this- no one likes to talk about domestic violence. It’s like getting dog shit on your shoe. Sadly, females between the ages of 16 and 24 are roughly 3 times more likely than the rest of the population to be abused by an intimate partner. Someone needs to talk to these young women so they don’t become…

I’ve felt a deep doom for some time now.

Our cucumbers suck this year! My kids eat cucumber slices sprinkled with Jane’s crazy salt like they’re potato chips. But the ones from my garden taste like ass. My chickens won’t even eat them (and they eat anything.)

Zucchini is like tofu....it really has no flavor but takes on whatever. you add to it. Homegrown zucchini is like gold in our house- I make my mother’s zucchini blueberry bread which is to DIE for- lots of cinnamon and cloves. My kids BEG for it. They also beg for zucchini potato latkes...SO good!

Agreed...but it is absolutely infuriating to read that a man as old as Usher infected a 19 yo woman for life with this incurable virus! Unprotected sex with knowledge he has Herpes is seriously so, so fucked up and selfish. He disgusts me!!

Betwwen the Smelly Pussy lawsuit and now this Herpes lawsuit, I cannot imagine going to court for help to remedy such problems in a very public format.

While the grass may be greener in someone else’s lady garden, there’s no telling what she’s using for fertilizer.

He can always see if they’re casting for a Jaws sequel.