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Ivana Pusherova
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More like the Apprentice for Dogs.

The irony is delicious.

And what about badass cats that things they’re

Or be called Inertia.

It’s an endless stream of hot steaming shit. I have to balance reading the news with mindless happy thoughts.

I always dreamed of a yellow kitchen with cream cabinets and wood floors. We remodeled it finally, and I found the perfect yellow called BUTTER. It is ooen to our family room and still my favorite color, I get lots of compliments! Most of our house is muted beiges and sage green. We did our master bath a tuscan orange

Agreed...that was my point. Instead of teaching about strangers, have kids/teens learn about the more likely scenario, intimate partner violence, both to avoid and also not to perpetuate. The best way to stop rape is to not raise rapists.

I am no Mom of the Year, believe me! This parenting gig is not at all what I expected, especially with smartphones and social media mixed with teenagers wanting to take risks. I just try to put myself in their shoes and share wisdom I wish I knew at 14...they don’t want you to always be around, but to act more as a

Yes!! The Gift of Fear should be required reading for teens and parents, too.

Sometimes kids have an easier time talking to someone who isn’t their parent. I’ve already given my phone number to all of my kid’s friends that if they ever get into a bad/stupid/drunk driver situation, they can call me no questions asked, and I will drive them home. I’d rather be woken up at 2am then attend a

Amen to that. Dating violence and the That’s not Love campaign need to be taught in schools over this Stranger Danger crap. The boogeyman (or woman) is usually known to you and not a stranger. Teaching kids what to look out for and when to run for the hills is so important.

Chunk Norris.

I trim both of my daughter’s very long hair and use clippers on my son. My teen daughter asked if she could cut my hair and I let her. I got more compliments on that cut than any I’ve ever had. After years getting professional highlights and cuts for hundreds of dollars and hours of time, I now let my 14 yo cut and

There’s a lid for every pot. Many men find short hair and creative women refreshing and sexy. I don’t have any fucks to give for the *response* I get for my hairstyle- I don’t do my hair for whistles on the street but I do keep if short enough to be done in 10 minutes, long enough for a ponytail.

Seriously! What bothered me most is that she was at Wally World, where security cameras light the place up like a Christmas tree. I expect more from an accomplished jewel thief. It’s like Julia Child flipping burgers at Mickey D’s.

Or dog farts. One of my dogs farts so bad it could curl your eyelashes. No joke.

My prom song was “Forever Young” by Alphaville in 1989. Still one of my favorite songs.