I know I’m an old lady here because 16 Candles and Heathers were my teen movies. Can’t believe I dreamed of young Christian Slater...and Jake Ryan.

We have 3 rescues (all with *behavior problems*) and have fostered several dogs as well. Dogs, like people, have issues. They need owners that understand and accept their quirks. It takes time and a lot of patience and is not for everyone.

Biker chick sends you good vibes

Ha! Get the chickens! They make everything better. We are up to 13 pets now and have to do a head count every night before bed. My poor husband...love is building a chicken coop for your daughter who is obsessed with animals. She had a dog wedding (and we adopted our foster dog) for her last birthday. Owning chickens…

Got it. Honestly, the most offensive part of this video is the laughter.

Dead, bloody fish flopping around and foreign hyena laughter in the background.

We had to put our demonic toddler in pajamas backwards(zipper up her back) because she used to take off her shitty diapers and smear poopy Picassos all over the walls of her room. I shit you not.

I came here about the mama bear comment...just fucking apologize, no one wants to see this nonsense.

I had 3 kids in 4 years and took almost 10 years “off” before returning to the rat race. While it made me nervous at first to divulge my gap years, I found that it also made me attractive to several family friendly companies with bosses that had similar gaps to mine and an understanding that the skills it takes to…

Zucchini is exploding, broccoli rabe, blueberry and blackberry bushes are almost ripe but fucker birds are poaching them (hey, they gotta eat too!)

My sister and I like to use the Humpter sisters as an alias- Ida Humpter and Betty Humpter!

That sucks, I’m so sorry. Our neighbor lost 9 chickens to a raccoon last week, that fucker (they put a box trap out the next night in case it came back). I was so upset for her and worried about ours! We lock ours up at night and put our wires deep in the ground so critters can’t dig under. I’m honestly worried more…

I only recently learned you don’t need a rooster for hens to lay eggs...only if you want the eggs to be baby chicks. We don’t want more chickens to raise, but love to eat their eggs.

Our one chicken, Yolko Ono, is seriously the most outgoing, funky chick I’ve ever met! I want to get a harness and walk her, but my husband said I’m nuts (they do sell harnesses for chickens at our local farm store!)

We got them from a local farmer when they were young pullets @7 weeks old. She picked the most docile ones that came towards her right away. The next day, she had a chicken party and 12 little girls held them, sang to them, and got them very used to human contact in the kindest way.

We just got pet chickens for my youngest daughter’s birthday (she has been writing chicken poetry, making chicken art in school, and has been completely obsessed for the past year). Watching live chicken tv is extremely entertaining! They follow her around the yard (we call her the chicken whisperer) and I can tune…

I am with you on vigilante justice. Rape victims ger victimized over and over with our legal system. A close friend of mine was raped by her estranged husband, required hospitalization because he choked her and need stitches in her vagina. He said it was consentual because it was his birthday. He told everyone, all of…

Ive been a mom for 16 years now and never got the “As a mom-” credibility.