One way to save money is start with a metric socket set with 1/4 through 1/2 ratchets unless you are wrenching 70’s or older cars with SAE fasteners.

I love the Xb. It is a functional van that drives like a car with Toyota reliability.

Toyota Corolla. Gentle on your wallet and with well maintained stock suspension, gentle on your hiney, too.

That is very creative! I do see a few problems. The car’s clearance and center of gravity has to be high to accommodate the doors. As other commenters have said, salt on the roads would corrode the door and sliding mechanisms.

I am calling my bimmer’s inline 6 as Silky Sex Six technology. Because “sex” is the other gimmick to sell stuff after “eco”

If you pay a mechanic, german car ownership will get expensive. This is why many of us DIY and buy our parts online.

“- Women don’t like convertibles on dates because hair.”

Tell her you know of other activities that you can do later that will mess up a woman’s hair.

Wow! Nobody bid on it!

What kind of “females” are you trying to attract? The ones with tails, fur and breeds in litters?

Women love going “topless”. This E46 convertible in automatic sold for $7,150.

I don’t think the OP’s problem was going to strip clubs more so that he went to the WRONG strip club.

I hope the douche that left the note does not drive a Porsche or Mitsubishi.

How cute! Fiat made an S2000 with a Solstice interior.

I’ve tasted vegetarian cheeseburgers. They taste like shit.

Not buying it. That is like saying Catholics should have no knowledge of Satan or the devil because they have not met the guy in person.

So low and no fat homo milk is from skinny gay cows that wear skinny jeans?

“The bill came to be $12.10 and I added a tip of $3.90 so the total was $15. However when I checked my credit card bill today, the amount that was charged to my card is $16. Someone may have made a mistake while entering the amount.”

It is the fault of the finance department. Finance departments are the ones doing cost projections, financial analysis, and pro-formas. The accountants are the ones compiling reports and correcting other department’s incorrect expense postings to the operating ledger.