Naw son.....the spirits of all the black people tortured and killed on plantations dragged all those confederate soldiers straight to hell.

The true MVP of this episode was Chris Redd’s package in the “Dance Rehearsal” sketch.

Hey! Heeey!

He was robbed of an Oscar nomination for Nightcrawler.

If there was a post it in my work bathroom that said, “Someone is using all the first aid band aids to help break in new shoes,” I’d feel very targeted.

Ok Georgia HOA butt how is this still standing?

I mean, this has been the logic of controlling men across cultures forever.

Winter Greens are a thing, as are pickled vegetables and various types of gourd and squash that naturally preserve well in a cellar. There are a whole host of things that people have learned to cultivate in cold climates so that they didn’t all die of scurvy every year from November to May.

Some farmer’s markets actually inspect prospective vendors before giving them permits to sell.  It does require people doing their homework, though

Lol no one can script Kanye.

Look, I have a shameful soft spot for Kanye that I just can’t shake. I’ll admit that before I make this argument.

It’s almost like someone with an over the top custom apartment took advantage of their landlord’s patience and their patience ran out. 

JUST TO SAY IT - This woman used to have an Etsy shop that sold home decor, she was copying designs/names from other artists AND never shipped out lots of the stuff (I bought several pieces that never arrived). She kept saying she promised she was working on it and was so sorry and she was just overwhelmed but to my…

Security cameras are super inexpensive nowadays. You can buy them on Amazon, they connect via WiFi, you can monitor them from an app on your phone, they alert you when there’s sound or movement, you can make them do an alarm sound or a dog barking sound, etc. and they work at night, too (they have basic ‘night vision’…

Apologies in advance for the length. This story happened about 6 months ago, and I’ve gone back and forth on whether I should even post it. Last April, I decided to take advantage of one of the last cool evenings of the year and go for a walk while my husband waited for our food to arrive (we relied heavily…

My parents thought they were just going to have one chid-me. My mom had my brother the summer before I started fourth grade. I was *relatively* okay with this. My mom had a c-section, and her mom came to stay because my baby brother was freaking huge and my dad had to get back to work.

When I read the Noid submission, I knew I had to share this. I shared it as a response deep in the grays one year, but by that point the post had been up for weeks.

Made this account purely to participate because I have a recent weird experience. This story is from about two months ago. I have no clear explanation for what the hell happened and it took me three attempts to work myself up to remembering it in enough detail to write it down. Here goes.

I grew up in a small town on the Oregon coast, and it was the summer of my senior year of high school in the late 90s. My best friend and I were asked to house sit for some family friends of ours as they drove their son to college back east. They’d be gone for a whole month—jackpot! The family was one of the wealthier…

“The Running Man”