Cowards.

Cme here to say that Pete is very good in Big Time Adolescence and I am very hopeful for the King of Staten Island.

I use a small-batch recipe from Dessert for Two (I don’t have the link on hand, but you can google) that uses a single egg yolk for a dense, chewy cookie. They use baking powder and soda, and i chill them before they go in. Last week, I forgot and used a while egg and the end result was cake cookies. So, maybe omit…

Yeah, I bet if I had acrylics like that I'd be pretty sexually frustrated too

Strawberries, dipped in sour cream, then dipped in brown sugar. It's incredible.

Yes but then you have to admit that you're making a tea

Yes but then you have to admit that you're making a tea

PSA: the Shea Moisture bubble bath is almost too nourishing, as it left me and my tub covered in fluffy shea curdles. It was like I put lotion in my bath by accident. I love their soaps, but the bubble was a big no for me.

PSA: the Shea Moisture bubble bath is almost too nourishing, as it left me and my tub covered in fluffy shea…

Yeah, bf and I have been reasonable, and it’s starting to bite us in the ass. Today he got the last four cans of cat food at our Kroger, and Amazon won’t deliver a case until Wednesday. He’sbeen slowly building our stock of non-perishables for a while (grabbing an extra box or two of pasta, that sort of thing), so…

I mean, it’s hard to vote in your home state when you’re in college. I think that is a huge factor that people aren’t angry enough about. Sure, they can get absentee ballots, but they don’t and they won’t go to the trouble. They’re also the most mobile population, so college or not they are more likely to fall in the…

I have a lot of sympathy for Pete, but regardless I think the special is pretty humanizing. It's far less prepared than his Weekend Update bits, and you get to see him play around and be more himself.

Y’know what? This is belittling for no good reason. Billie has talked at length about how crazy and potentially unsafe it can be for her to be in public, and also how worried she gets about contestant scrutiny and judgement. So it sounds like she just wants people to be safe and not do stupid shit that she could get…

My rule of thumb is always, if it’s made of individual pieces, you can share it. Fries. Popcorn. Chicken nuggets. A morsel of something from a larger dish, like a shrimp from a pasta bowl.

Our 6th grade teacher got us all tickets (like 30 kids in our class team) to see the touring company. I was stoked because I loved the tape from the Broadway version. Rum Tum Tugger was... incredibly well endowed and 100% jumped on top of the seat directly in front of us to gyrate during his song.

My thoughts as well. Maybe the pour time is the same, but I can almost guarantee the person ordering a $250 shot takes twice as long to drink it. Add in the dinner, and you should definitely tip the full 20, just for the time spent.

This is entirely a personal opinion, but for me part of the enjoyment of a lavish meal for a birthday or something is being generous - both to your friends sharing the meal and to the people making your experience. Since this person is clearly wrestling with it, I would suggest they cover their ass with the tip (as…

Yeah, I’m not sure how basic hygiene is prudish. Going topless doesn’t affect anyone beyond pearl-clutching, but not wearing pants is 100% going to get your crotch and the world far more acquainted than you or anyone else wants.

Our Thanksgiving is always pretty small (female-heavy bloodlines, so most people go to their in-laws). For the past few years we’ve been going to a local mom-and-pop diner that pretty much only old locals frequent during the rest of the year. They do a special thanksgiving plate overflowing with the good stuff for…

I di something similar where I get bored at work, browse foodgawker (the best food site, imho), settle on something I could reasonably make, and reward myself with takeout for dinner.

Not sure about disability protections in Japan, but ideally they would win this one outright so that women who can wear contacts but choose glasses (me) or who are not considered disabled without glasses (most people) can still do as they please.

Or Rosie, who always seemed a bit off anyway