A faux pas I stand by, but:

I know you admit opening the door was dumb, but for anyone else:

A comforting thought, but those things still haunted as hell. 

Disappointed that Beck Bennett’s perfectly placed belly button flash and general suit malfunctions weren’t in Stray Observations.

This... isn’t a new thing? I’m sure there have been more requests for them (just as I’m sure there has been an increase in requests for stunt coordinators and trained doubles over the years as production companies put more care into safety), but intimacy choreography has been a thing for quite some time.

Yep. Our menno neighbors had a farm stand in front of their house (not totally legal, but normal in my area to have a strongbox and some of your extra tomatoes out for sale). They have a great garden out back, so we made nice and bought some corn and strawberries and whatnot.

No, she just emerged outside my door (instead of coming back through the hole into the apartment). I got her back, I’m just not sure how! Here she is, totally safe:

So glad you're safe, but the real spook is knowing that that asshole is probably still out there

Not supernatural (as far as I know), but here’s the spook that made me break a lease and ruin myself financially for about half a year:

I will never watch this show, but I am absolutely looking forward to your recaps. 

My grandma’s sour cherry tree died, and it's been a sad existence since

PA Dutch Pot Pie (also known as “slippery pot pie”) is my ultimate especially since my grandmother stopped cooking and it can only he found on special days at local diners.

People who screech at hearing “moist” also think that counts as personality trait and they suck, unilaterally. A venn diagram of “moist” folks and people who think they’re unique for caring about grammar is a circle.

YES came here to say! We used to keep them in the fridge. Ugh I loved getting the little frosting bridge between the two sponges

Rreally wanted someone to pick sleeper agent, the tastycake (I think?) Butterscotch Krumpets

Missy Elliot has a new album out and we’re talking about J. Lo?

Ater seeing a 3 hour movie for our first date (I know) we went, at like 11pm, to a local spot known for hipster juices and smoothies. I had eaten before, he was... not very bright and did not. I was already trying to slide out of this date and ordered first, getting a juice. He did not catch the hint and happily got a…

it might seem that easy, but for people with a true disorder beyond being “picky” (which, sure, most kids fall in this category) genuinely cannot improve without professional intervention. My husband gets panic attacks if he eats something deemed unsafe, and cannot force himself to move past it. His parents were…

BUNS NOT GUNS

I mean, a house and renovations (if done well) are a much better investment for their funds than most non-bank options