Okay so that kid is ALSO in The Willies, which you absolutely need to watch

Can’t see Big Boy without thinking of the Treehouse of Horror ft. Lard Lad

Wondering if the people saying velcro is for toddlers think the same about slip-ons or boots with zipper closures? (Ablism aside)

There’s nothing more “adult” about shoes that require a certain amount of manual dexterity. I like the look of laces but the featured pair are ... fine? They’re fine. 

I only want the greyhound statue, thank you. Will settle for the TV display homunculus 

I know she has young fans, but she’s not JoJo Siwa. This seems like a bit of a patronizing question when surely her core fanbase is much, much closer to her peers

Counterpoint: People who like white Reese’s deserve to be lied to

I commented on someone else’s comment here, but in case you’ve missed it, Control (Joy Division) does well because it focuses more on story than performance. 

Control was very, very good. Perhaps because it pulled back from the music and performances and let his story speak for itself.

Make it an english muffin and this is basically my daily breakfast

My roommates also had a banana graveyard. Just loose cast-offs from the last of each bunch. No bags. Never used. Just a freezer full of black bananas

WTF

One house I lived in had a banana graveyard. Every time a bunch of bananas would get too brown, our housemate would throw them in the freezer - in the peel and all, not mashed and stored in a bag or anything sensible like that - for later use in banana bread. Surprising no one, she never made banana bread and…

I grew up near Lancaster, PA and I remember reading a story about a couple who hounded an amish farmer to take a picture with them (which, because of their religious beliefs, is not allowed and incredibly invasive). They then reported the farmer to police for “not complying” and not doing his job. They genuinely…

Not me, but my bf:

For his department’s Christmas party, they were all asked to chip in $5 for pizza. When they get to the party, they find that the company bought plain, Little Caesar’s pizzas, which are not only shitty, but cost exactly $5 each. I told him he should stuff a box under his arm and walk out. 

My high school go-to lunch was from an alternate to the alternate lunch line, where I’d get a cheese-stuffed soft pretzel and a cup of strawberries with whipped cream. If I was feeling fancy, I’d also nab a Star Crunch

Thank you! As someone who is incessantly criticized, this seems like a perfect fit for her, and it would make sense for her to empathize and extend some of the lyrics to include others who get the same kind of treatment. I don’t think it’s about a social movement, and her celebrity makes her MORE subject to the exact…

Looks like someone saw the Sexy Ebola Nurse costume and thought they should ramp it up a notch

I’m not even sure it’s available in the US? Shredded Wheat would be the closest approximation. 

LIFE cereal would be my standard of choice, but I had Frosted Flakes for the first time in a long time, and they hold up! Also Pops, Honey Smacks, and Golden Grahams (as other have mentioned). Sugar overloads not mentioned would be Count Chocula, Oreo O’s, or French Toast Crunch (I love me some tiny breads).

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Have you tried French Toast Crunch? It’s a beautiful marriage between #1 and #2, with the bonus of maple and looking like tiny breads