OOF. I’m a picky eater sometimes, and the best thing you can do is not look at the plate at all (it feels judgey) and do as Salty says. Don’t act like there’s a problem, because if it wasn’t the food, the diner might feel like THEY’RE the problem.

I know, I know, how soft! But teenage me endured far too many…

Right? I’m not vegan, but for many of them thos would be as horrible as being served their own pet.

We all have our kinks

Nah, it’s the coolest new malady

I’m against anyone being a dick about other people’s diets

Exactly why I made the statement so general, it definitely goes both ways

It’s made from Mules, a literal inconceivable animal

A friend of mine has Alpha-Gal Syndrome (a SEVERE red meat allergy from tick bites, which is becoming more popular) and this would have had her hospitalized, if not worse.

I know people think they’re cute and funny, commenting about indignant vegans (even so, stop lambasting people for their dietary choices), but ANY…

These comments are pretty pedantic. Vegan meats should have their own cooler, just Beyond the Meat ;)

Many stores keep cheaper versions in the baking aisle, I’ve found. 

Petition to add Cameron Diaz

Man, real sad no one went with anything really creative on this one, although I will say that cereal is an excellent addition (fruity pebbles? WOOF)

Personally, I’m a sprinkle fan but love to mix it up. Buncha Crunch? Yes. Pretzels? C’mon. Raisinettes? It can be done! (ESPECIALLY with an already elderly flavor like…

Macaulay “Macaulay Culkin” Culkin is an excellent internet weirdo, and will always win.

They deserve to sit on nothing but a deflated exercise ball. Alternately, get them a standing desk. 

I really just want to know where I can get that denim jumpsuit

Eh, just chuck the standard pictures on and enforce a strict pants-or-skirts rule. It’s just as arbitrary.

It doesn’t HAVE to measure up to the old one, because the kids watching it aren’t the ones who watched the old one (that’s me, an old one).

These kids look adorable, and I’m definitely here for the Ariana drag. Best wishes to them.

Wasn’t it Parks and Rec where they had a strip bar with a phenomenal breakfast buffet?

I was thinking this, too. My boyfriend and I also thought that Peep Show is just too intrinsically male (in the same way that a gender-swapped Broad City wouldn’t work). I was all for Ocean’s 8 and Ghostbusters (which I thought were both fun in their own regard), but sincerely can’t imagine an American woman as…

I’m not a redhead, but am SO behind this. I have a friend who defines herself very much by her red hair, and since she’s a narcissist anyway, she refers to herself and her traits a lot. She’s fiery, she’s better than blondes, she’s a sex icon, blah blah. Imagine the sheer rage when I found out it was a (well-done)…