Oof this hits close to home. My fertility treatment was canceled this month due to risk of multiples but I just found out I got pregnant anyways from trying before the cancellation. Right now I’m staring down the very real possibility of being pregnant with anywhere from 1-5 embryos, knowing that would be super…

Sorry for the incoming rant.

She’s abandoned her boy! She’s abandoned her boy! She’s abandoned her boy!

Gross...smell is a big component of taste. I do not want to smell the gloves while I eat. 

welp, guess KFC is dead to me then, wedges have always been my favorite fried potato option. popeyes already claimed my heart with their chicken sandwich (it’s like getting a chikfila sandwich with 60% less homophobia) but the only thing KFC had over them was that their fried potatoes were not awful like popeyes…

LOL I may or may not have worked on Glee and this is just spectacular.

Is this the second day in a row where this column has bashed voting? 

I think Pete Davidson is a remarkable natural talent. It’s not often mentioned that he has Crohn’s disease. Apparently a pretty serious case of it. I can imagine the limitations it puts on his life. He’s one of a long line of self-depricating funny people with a hurt that runs deep and gives depth to his persona. His…

The Alison thing is such an unforced error on her part. The interviewer did not bring up Chrissy or Marie Kondo. The interviewer did bring up goop and Alison was like, nah, I’m reaching for these two Asian women to shit on instead. Mean girl and cool girl (TM) vibes all rolled into one.

to the person dealing with the shitty neighbor: at this point, he is harassing you and needs to be dealt with. your city’s noise ordinance and your lease will determine what you can and can’t do in your apartment. she has to do with the noise of people walking around him. If he doesn’t like that then he shouldn’t be…

Tiger King is the best anti-gun PSA I’ve ever seen.

I’m not a bath person. I was wondering, though, if tying up one of those junk-filled bath bombs in a filtering cloth, like a cheese cloth or nylon sachet bag, would work to contain the debris?

I’m not a bath person. I was wondering, though, if tying up one of those junk-filled bath bombs in a filtering…

I went to the grocery store yesterday and it was mayhem.  You could feel the tension and panic in the air.  It was quite unnerving.  I had to drink a cup of bourbon when I got home.  I only went because I truly needed a few things - cat litter, ingredients for Sunday dinner.  And $300 later....I started buying things…

We have a nice selection of elderly people in our small neighborhood, so I’ve stocked up on rice, beans, pasta, farro, a variety of Aisian noodles, canned vegetables, shelf milk, coconut milk, butter, frozen vegetables, lots of flatbread in the freezer, etc. Made a big pot of collard greens to freeze. Because I think…

I get a big scheduled grocery delivery every other Thursday. Fresh Direct was so fucked up by people panic crashing their site that my order last night was not delivered and they couldn’t schedule a re-delivery until next Weds. My two closest grocery stores have nothing on the shelves. I’m going to try the ones a…

From the pic:  Looks like some of it you eat, some you drink.

Yeah it’s interesting that Dennis ‘Downer’ Perkins isn’t a fan. 

I work freelance so I get new bosses and work in new offices basically every other month. This particular month I was stuck with a person in what was basically a closet with one large U-shaped desk running around the back and one door. If you were facing it from the doorway I was sitting on the right part of the U and…

My worst was my 6th. It was my first year in school and so the first one where a bunch of kids were invited. And a lot of kids showed up. Sounds good, right? Problem was my alcoholic mother was in no way equipped to deal with a houseful of little kids and parents she didn’t know. So she was taking frequent trips to…