I got such a huge kick out of both the Midday News and War Letters segments. The basic premise wasn’t that complicated in either of them, but they managed to just pull of this increasing craziness in them that carried both sketches to the finish. Day trying to juggle all the half-news from his wife was especially…

I was growing tired of Helena’s spooky-ooky theme for every challenge so I’m not sad to see her go. I agree that Michael probably should be eliminated for his own sake. This guy is one cock-eyed glance from Paul away from a full nervous breakdown. However, I wouldn’t be surprised if he lingers for the duration of the…

Is Martin Short a “second fiddle” though? My husband suggested Teller and now that’s all I can think of. 

“But what about ethically raised meat?” to “Well, what about all the emissions from airplanes?” to “Actually, just don’t have children.”

Why is this show “deeply problematic?” I am assuming it has to do with whiteness, as this is how white people code for “too many white people”

Homemade sour cherry pie.

I want to believe that Seth Meyers and Rihanna are BFFs ever since they got drunk together...

Nobody went with Tastykake Butterscotch Krimpets??? 

Lizzo name-checking the Minnesota Vikings in the halftime show is the closest they’re gonna get to the Super Bowl.

Consider yourself un-grayed. (Happy to do it, as this is one of the oddest stories in here.)

This will probably stay in the grays forever, but I hope not. I was set up by a friend in college to go out with her sorority sister. Upon arrival, I gave my date a gift of potpourri - scented leaves, flowers, wood shavings in a small box. The meal itself was forgettable, but we had a nice time at Griffith Observatory…

The bride/sister may be an actual saint. The MOH/sister has a CLEAR need to be the center of attention at all times. 

It’s not a joke, it’s a giant middle finger at spending thousands of dollars and putting ungodly amounts of pressure on ourselves just to please a bunch of people who, in the end, only want free food and drinks

Back in my day, we cut off the hands of kids with left hands.

This almost sounds reasonable if you haven’t had to deal with people who have this kind of disorder, but it can actually cause issues, too.

As someone with this condition, responding to someone who clearly can’t comprehend it - imagine your brain processing that simple task (in your words) as being force fed razor blades that have been dipped in acid and washed in urine and you’re maybe a fraction along comprehending what this is about.

I think studies have shown that forcing kids with ARFID to eat foods that they can’t tolerate only makes the condition worse.

After 18 years (with the last six showing major symptoms), I was finally diagnosed with cibiphobia: the fear of food. (Here is a really good Healthline description of the disorder.) It’s kinda like a combination of orthorexia and contamination OCD.

Where’s the Redman MTV Cribs of the new generation to show how fake-ass all these other cats are.