I mean, she has had stalkers break into her house and probably gets 100s of threats every day. She can afford security, I’m not going to critique her for caring about her safety.

Thanks - I’ll have it on your desk by Monday. Working title:

Whoa this is a bit early to declare “bop”status. Currently this is a “jam”.

I will agree they sound similar.  The high pitched “ME-HE-HE-HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” drove me nuts.  And telling someone no one will ever love them like ME is just a creepy thing to say.

Counterargument: Taylor Swift is fucking cool?

This is good Khanja.

So, we won’t be trying that mirroring shit on you now, is that right?

DO NOT go around touching strangers! Just don’t do it. I don’t care about what the power dynamic of the situation appears to be if you don’t know them in that way do not touch them regardless of how innocuous you think it is...

I like the word approximation in this regard.

I cannot wrap my brain around this one.

In college, I used to buy this house brand of Honey Smacks from the grocery store chain, Giant. It came in a large, large plastic bag. I’m going to enter a bit of TMI area here, but the single best part about it was that it made my pee smell like Honey Smacks for the rest of the day.

I have devoted my adulthood to eating all the cereals that my mother didn’t let us eat as children because they were chock full of sugar. So here’s my five:

If some slacker-blogger who’s never held a position of real responsibility in her entitled life said so, it’s gotta be true right? Fuck that Rhodes scholar that’s had people’s lives depending on him. Does he know the pressure of blogging????

This is the second article you’ve published about Mayor Pete that says the exact same thing. Seems agenda-driven. And I certainly wouldn’t call his record as accomplishing “almost nothing.” 

Small town? I looked up the stats, and South Bend is in the top 1.6% of all cities in the U.S. ranked by population.

As long as we’re on the topic of what to say and what not to say as a server, please don’t look at my empty plate and say “Wow, SOMEONE was hungry!” or “I can tell you didn’t like it [wink]”.

Throw some money at the problem and get over it, people.

Dear god, no. That way lies naught but misery.

You know, the phrase “eat the rich” gets a bad rap around here.

Theming a whole dinner around Handmaid’s Tale is a bit clueless, but I always thought that “sexy handmaid outfit” was actually a rather clever subversion of the anti-sex message that the normal outfit is supposed to convey.