We had a reservation and we would have ordered drinks and appetizers right away if we’d been seated, so why did they make us wait?

“The best course of action is for everyone involved to be honest. You should be clear about how long you think it’ll take the rest of your party to arrive. You should be honest if they’re not coming.”

I don’t know why people need to make it so complicated. Your MO is the only way to approach date situations. Everyone needs to expect to pay for their own stuff unless someone offers, then don’t make a huge deal out of refusing the offer.

Well said.

“I find it generally annoying when a product/company capitalizes on social movements”

I feel similarly to your comment. The ad is fine. It’s kinda sweet, harmless, and if it causes some good, then that’s nice.

To be fair, pink plastic considerably more expensive than blue plastic. This is because blue light has a shorter wavelength than red, so it can be packed more densely. So when you buy, like, a sack of blue, you get more in it.

I watch a lot of puppy videos.

Woah, that really got to you. You put together a burner for this?

Dood here.  All’s I’m saying is that I shaved using Gillette products today and I immediately grew a uterus and had my first period. They not only took my manhood away, but they went the full 180 and girl-ified me. Now I’m sitting here trying to figure out exactly where I pee from and binge-watching ‘Sex and the…

I see your pedantic inanity and raise you one: The Oxford English dictionary, which is basically the bible when it comes to lexical matters, lists “woah” as an acceptable variant of whoa. So calm your tits and take a seat. Nobody likes the internet grammar cops. 

Are you suggesting that Pepsi and Kendall jenner didn’t solve racism forever?

Take her head and rub her nose in the terrible tip and say, “Did you do that? No! Bad tipper, bad!” She should learn her lesson after the second or third time.

To be fair, some bosses are really shitty about people calling in sick. I once had a job when I was younger where my boss required a doctor’s note if you called in sick. So if you couldn’t afford to go to the doctor or just didn’t need to (like with most viral colds), you were screwed and just had to go in or lose…

When I saw the pictures on twitter pop up with her on the night of the show I honestly thought someone was trolling by photoshopping her in? It never crossed my mind that she was there because it was so visually jarring

Lady Gaga!

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CHRIS O’DOWD, PEOPLE! HE IS THE CHRIS!

Chris Messina has moves Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth can only dream of. Until they can move their hips like this, they pale in comparison to him.

“CP: Are you from Hot Dog Weekly?”