It doesn’t have to be a public place. I can have fun shitting on kids anywhere!

Why don’t you crawl back into that hole you came from?

First, sex is not an obligation in a marriage. Yes, the existence of it IS implied. However, neither partner has the right to demand it when they’re in the mood. So no, withholding sex isn’t breaking the vows one makes.

I don’t think the LW is a woman. Sounds like a Beer Dad.

Made a highly complex sequential list of instructions for ya, my dude.

This made me extra–chuckle, because I have two sets of close friends - one who is an architect, and the other who is a Joyceian expert, and whose children are named Wren and Finn, respectively. And neither person is overly hipster, but it’s still fucking funny.

Wait, so a craft bar welcomes your child in before 5 p.m.? That’s really awesome. A number of parents would be pumped that their favorite place has both a family-friendly and a sans-kids time. A ton of patio places here have got a kind of family hour, and everybody loves it. The bands’ early sets are more PG, the…

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in…

I’m not taking Brooner’s side, but I fail to see how a twenty-odd year old sexual assault conviction is relevant to this matter...

Okay, they NEED to tell, if only because there is the potential health risks to each others’ partners.

your turn!!! 

I’m still gobsmacked. 

I was at the Pete show last night and I’m surprised Jez chooses to focus on the fact he talked about Ariana and not about the fact that he basically shit all over Louis CK.

He’s his own hero.

So it is ok for me to grab the female servers ass if its only for a short period of time?

From what I read here, he doesn’t seem mad? He just... talked about it.

This is just lazy shock comedy. You could probably do a really good set about how kids are these days without immediately jumping to “fuck trans kids am I right?”.

Made a Breakfast Behemoth that i saw on the Tasty fb page. It was a hit

Ansel Elgort is definitely going bald. The blond makes him look suuuuper thin up front. I hope Ellie sees this.