I really didn’t know anything about Davidson before the Ariana Grande thing but now, the more I read about him on jezebel and despite their best attempts to convince us he’s an asshole, the more I’m starting to like him.
OprahWasAnInsideJob
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Cock!
Man, speaking of Carell, that Welcome to Marwen looks really interesting, but it feels like it’s either going to be a big hit or a flop that makes Downsizing look like Avatar.
The Ice Man Leaveth
Like a baby shower, but for a beautiful bride foetus.
All of them? Even my own? Bridal showers are weird, where else do we expect grown women to unwrap common household items so other grown women can ooh and aah over shit they all have at home?
If you didn’t want a vegan dinner, why bother coming here and writing a comment? I’m planning for a vegan thanksgiving with my roommates (in addition to my regular family one, complete with real turkey) because one is actually allergic to meat and dairy.
File a lawsuit to make yourself younger, while you’re at it
He’s actually specified in his lawsuit that he is willing to be excluded from all age related benefits.
“At this time we would like to invite out passengers who can’t eat gluten, but haven’t been diagnosed with anything and they just feel so much better to board the aircraft.”
It seems every year, airlines shrink the amount of legume I get on an airplane.
Whoopsie.
“I’m dying,” Asaly says. “I’m literally actually deceased.”
I wished a bystander would have kicked over the table and yelled “I HAVE A SHELLFISH ALLERGY!!!!”
Ugh. I once got on an overheated subway car and there was someone eating a bagel & lox and the fish smell was so overpowering I wanted to lock them in an underground prison.
“I’m dying,” Asaly says. “I’m literally actually deceased.”
Ooh. Saving this one for... IDK, sometime other than Thanksgiving. This sounds fantastic and my in-laws (who wouldn’t touch it anyway) don’t deserve it.
When one day you woke up and realized “oh fuck I’m driving a Chevy Corsica.”