“It’s Anger Issues Week here on Ask the Salty Waitress.”

I don’t like feckless people.

Was he SERIOUSLY a Hugo nom???

Actually, not even just rabbits. I have a beagle that is a former laboratory test subject. He spent 5 and a half years being tortured, made to breathe chemicals, drink chemicals, his whites of his eyes are dyed blue from whatever they put in him. He has severe PTSD and scaring from the tests done to him. He didn’t…

I’d kindly ask you to do research on what exactly is done to animals for this type of testing. It is entirely inhumane and we now have options that doesn’t require the needless torture of animals. Stem cells and advances in technology mean we should be moving away from vivisection. Additionally, most of the…

The problem is, medicines that work in mice or monkeys don’t always work in humans. Thalidomide was shown to be safe in animal testing but when women took it, their children had horrific birth defects. And how many medicines shown to be safe in animal testing were subsequently pulled from the market? I also wonder how…

You're going to feel really stupid when the mouse-zombie apocalypse comes.

“I thought about Sienna Torres and her shoving her hand into my wide-open c— about as wide as a mouth saying m—-f—-,’ ” she recites. “That’s not something people would be comfortable hearing,”

“they are ignoring all the female romance novelists out there" Of course they are,even among some of my wokest friends there is still a stigma around romance novels, especially written by women. All of Nicholas Sparks' books get made into movies, but not every Danielle Steele novel does.

“Act of adorable mischief” was a bit lengthy for the headline, unfortunately.

HE WORE HIS NAME TAG TO THE INTERVIEW!!! God, Mr. Owens is awesome.

“Shut up and eat your Ellio’s.”

Did some random word generator create this comment?

*Have you ever noticed that loss prevention guys are the biggest fucking creeps on the planet.

This hit home for him, as it does for me; the question-asker got to know what it feels like to be Black and always under suspicion (even by people who see you on a regular basis), for a moment anyway.

Pretty sure this is a white guy. 

This RN post was entirely not rude enough and I am furious that you went off-brand to actually connect with people on a personal level instead of dismissing them with a razor sharp one-liner. As a pillar of the Kinja comment section you should really think twice before making such compassionate posts.

“...you place your order and pay at a counter and then they bring you your slices.”

“pimp chain”??? calling you out for being racist AF because that is stanfard liturgical wear. Episcopal bishops wear purple shirts. GTFOH.