oprahwasaninsidejob
OprahWasAnInsideJob
oprahwasaninsidejob

Vegetarians asked for this. They're good. If you don’t want them, don’t eat them.

That show is low key very good. Sean Evans does his research, he’s dripping with “i’m fun!..... but deep down i’m a crazy workaholic”

Jeff Goldblum is a national treasure. I suggest NOT skipping to the time stamp and watch the whole thing. Hot Ones have been one of the best interview formats and has great moments from celebrities in their most vulnerable.

The episode with Adam Rippon is also pretty delightful.

Honestly, the only people that are stereotypes are the ones who stereotype vegans. Maybe it’s just a matter of confirmation bias, but I’ve never met a person who is vegan that’s only talked about then veganness or tried to get me to be vegan. The health food non-GMO thing isn’t necessarily concomitant with veganism

Really? Visit my wife grand parents around the Landcaster area and all the roads are great. Maybe the tourism areas get better roads?

20 grand?

“This story is stranger, and sadder, than it initially appears.”

As soon as you put frosting on a brownie you are doing two things: 1) you are admitting you can’t make good brownies, and 2) you are going from brownies to failed cake.

Yes to this.

He “deserves to make a living”, Che? Well, he already made plenty of money, so...fuck right off. He made plenty of living. And nobody is recommending that McDonald’s not hire him. They’re just saying hey, maybe he doesn’t need--or deserve-- to be a famous fucking comedian getting millions of dollars of support. 

Dear Salty Waitress- my husband’s died, should I still tip 25% on two meals or one?

Oh man, the vanilla tootsie rolls are my jam.

Wait, wait, Dan was supposed to be a DRYWALL CONTRACTOR? I NEVER would have guessed this, seeing as how he never once A) came home covered in hot mud and drywall dust B) wandered around saying ‘Holy shit my hand hurts so much, can you open this jar for me?’ C) Got an early morning call because everything on the job

They should take an example from the server a few weeks ago,steal their personal info off the customers credit card and stalk them on Facebook. 

“Can I ask my customer whether her spouse died?”

*shudder*

I am normally the first to defend famous people’s right to privacy but I swear that if we do not get high quality photos of this dog soon I will single-handedly topple the British monarchy. I will trade you every single photo of any children this or any other royal couple has or will have (from baptism to wedding to

This is more than likely white women not wanting to be seen as “old” and taking it out on a kid.