oprahwasaninsidejob
OprahWasAnInsideJob
oprahwasaninsidejob

i’ve always maintained that if your feet don’t hurt afterwards, you’re doing it wrong.

You don’t see a difference between debunking a magic act and pushing someone to commit murder?

I get that everyone is hot for Virtue/Moir but the SHIBSIBS WERE ROBBED. They’re the most technical dancers and don’t have to rely on SeXinEss/We’re Just SO IN LOVE to convey emotion/impress you with their dancing ability.

It’s a thing people ask for to get a fresh batch made just for them. Then, they add salt to their unsalted fries.

Heres an idea, not everyone’s gonna like it, but I’d like to dig deeper than the pant legging issue and implore all yoga goers that you should not wear thongs. If you can’t see your own crotch in the mirror to check for opaque levels of your chosen pant, which is a valid suggestion, then just go with the rule that

She can kiss my firm, round, high, and tight 64 year old ass. I wear both leggings and sweats depending on my workout and mood. I wear both for leisure as well, but I think leggings look better on almost everyone paired with a tunic length top.

Simpsons did it!

God I love the running community. I trained for several 1/2 marathons with the my local club and anything went. The runners were probably some of the smartest people I’ve spent time with AND not nearly as preoccupied with the way there body LOOKS. Overall great experience.

I love articles like this because

Or the old people that come in in their ironed dockers and dress shirts and loafers.

She’s got it all wrong: Sweatpants are awesome for regular life, but terrible for working out. There’s too much fabric, so increased friction. Plus, when you sweat, they take forever to dry. Sport tights/leggings are the far superior choice for working out, from a practical POV.

Oh my god, the ONLY reason this man was overlooked is because I did not see a photo of this atrocity on Getty, and I am incensed, scandalized, depressed, and above all, deeply confused.

Wait, no mention of Frankenjesus? My partner was still upset about it this morning.

YOU ARE USING THIS LANGUAGE ON A PLATFORM THAT STRAIGHT PEOPLE READ, USING A SLUR THAT PEOPLE DON’T WANT TO SEE, GAY OR STRAIGHT. NO READER CAN REASONABLY MAKE THE ASSUMPTION THAT YOU ARE RECLAIMING THAT WORD IN A 6-WORD TITLE.

I’m not sure I’m able to respect anyone who posts in all caps, gay or otherwise.

Perhaps you’re American and don’t realize just how much American media permeates every single fucking thing, even for those who do not live in the USA. I cannot go on Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, any news site, TV channels, Jez, etc. etc. without being confronted with American media and American news. It’s inescapable.

Maybe I’m an asshole for saying this but...

As long as kitten heel flip flops (like actual flip flops that they sold at places like Old Navy circa 2004) don’t come back, I am cool with these.

Nope. Not what kitten heels are for. It’s not about you at all short guy.

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