You can totally cut your hand with a skate blade. I’ve done it accidentally when wiping blades dry. A freshly sharpened blade cuts ice, your skin is not an impediment.

BUT DOES THE BABY LIKE SEX ALREADY OR NO

*sigh* OK, I can keep a civil tongue in my head.

Fair enough, but it was that minimization of Ansari’s alleged actions that bothered me too.

If the spoiling effect of salt in butter doesn’t deter you from using it (and frankly, it should), consider this: you don’t know how much salt you’re adding to a recipe with salted butter.

useful in discussions of Vantablack is this helpful tumblr explainer about Vantablack, and that fucker Anish Kapoor, and Stuart Semple (who has helpfully created “Black 2.0", which is almost as black but way cheaper and available to anybody but that fucker Anish Kapoor):

It’s not even weird sex. This is a common phenomenon that nobody talks about. Men say they had bad sex when they didn’t enjoy it as much as normal; women have bad sex when it’s painful. Bad sex for men is a 7/10; for women it’s like a 4/10. The scales are completely inconsistent but we’re using the same words. There’s…

Dude, shut the fuck up.

Ok, I’m gonna say it. Shani Davis kinda looks like a sore loser here.

Surprised no-one has commented on his defence of Aziz Ansari yet.

Pfffft. That rag’s got  nothing on the Carp Calendar.

I’ve seen/heard this from white women, exclusively. Some are so engulfed in their little bubble that carries no diversity whatsoever that shit like this “enlightens” them.

As the mother of a teen boy, I can attest to this. I just attempted to normalize porn as much as possible, and sometimes I’ll be like “SO HOW MANY HOURS OF PORN DID YOU WATCH THIS WEEK, SON?!?” so it seems as unappealing as possible. Ha.

Respectfully, I wonder if you understate the importance of the original. My parents watched it and I do think it sort of eased my coming-out process— at a time where I felt uncertain about how, for example, my dad might feel about me, I knew he liked these five gay men on his TV once a week. They were like a gay…

Six-stem salami bouquet just ordered for my beautiful bride. We’ve been doing low-carb together for 7 months.

I think that I have a picture of the two of them

The Prince bit was obviously for the local connection Prince had to Minnesota. But don’t let context get in the way of your narrative.

Please don’t comment on my eye.

One more - if they don’t have any friends or won’t introduce you to them