Bonus- the dogs will lick your baby clean while you wait

Perfect response. I know it’s fun to shit on kids in public places, but honestly no matter how pleasant they are it’s more that kids change the vibe of a place. A gastropub sounds like a prime happy hour or date venue, and having kids in that space after a certain hour is weird to me. QA’s description of her “bouncing…

It’s increasingly frustrating that, as she moves up, the journalists covering her are in those top tax brackets that would think it’s insane to ask the rich to pitch in while still allowing them an incredibly reasonable pile of cash to dive into Scrooge McDuck-style.

Before the discussion gets swamped by people (justifiably) snarking about that rent comment...

I’m a huge fan of Miley Cyrus’s life glow-up. Her new throwback sound is great, she’s doing the low-key celebrity private life well, and she seems genuinely happy and healthy. Cheers to her, that dress is a dream.

Emma Gonzalez seems like a pretty glaring omission 

There’s something incredibly funny about the President tweeting “Is this legal?” after a show where Che directly pointed out how insane it is that our President has no grip on what’s legal and what’s not.

Right? It feels way to soon to have this kind of dismissive tone about it.

I feel like I should note we were all 19 yr olds, but yeah I thought as much. And at any rate, she could have responded to our RSVPs with a big fat “no”, and that would have been fine as well

THIS. My first friend-wedding after high school had a line for guests on the invite, but she assumed that since the invite only said our names, we should have assumed it was a one-person only invite. We traveled 8+ hours and all brought guests (which we indicated on the RSVPs, so they at least weren’t a surprise), and…

If you’re going to go with a salad and six fries, might I suggest instead my college meal hack of subbing out croutons for tots? It’s basically the same idea, but less sad. 

a better take

Oh, well in THAT case /s

Their politics are gross, but I continue to support them because they’re franchised, and often you can dig up some research about what your local branch is doing in the community. Also, from everyone I know who has worked there (including several managers) they seem to genuinely take care of their employees in a way…

“In the sheets or whatever” is a gross thing to say about anyone, but it’s especially terrible if you consider that Lindsey Lohan got most of her big roles and made a name for herself - talented or not - before the age of 18 (which is the age she was in Mean Girls).

YES Butter Lettuce! Put it on all your burgers! I’m sad this is about salads, because TBH 90% of my lettuce consumption is as a vague comfort that there is something green on whatever sandwich I’m about to inhale

Women are bad at math, so who would notice?

Like lactose intolerance, it is a thing that can develop later in life. I used to have a glass of milk with every single meal (even sometimes with a grilled cheese) and only started feeling like garbage about it late in college. Now I’m incredibly sensitive to dairy, and even a slice of pizza can throw me off for a…

Is this fat-shaming? Not directly, although it does feel like thinspiration, which is also gross. Should she be lambasted for it? Prolly not. 

Also, do they pardon these turkeys and then still eat other ones at the White House? It’s a dumb tradition, but a vegan Thanksgiving makes more sense.

Bitch, that’s caramel. TF outta here