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HOW did I miss the highlights?

BREAKING: Adult Man Who Looks Like a Shitty High School Boyfriend and Goes by “Hot Sugar” is a Gross Predator

1. An employee should have spoken up for her, damn.

I don’t know any Millennial that’s been able to get their credit approved for a car without a cosigner (y’know, because of the debt). Also, my field, like many others, all but requires a master’s degree to be competitive. For any non-volunteer/internship position, I absolutely need one. That’s a relatively new…

*drops location pin on Snapchat*

I feel this so hard. When I was about 13 I turned down a chance to see FREAKING PRINCE because I told MYSELF I was probably too young to enjoy it, and my mom’s bff would probably be more appreciative.

BOOO TINY SQUASH BREADS 4EVER

Hoo boy, just wait until they unleash Jynx 

I’m not saying some days aren’t hard, but generally I find my hospitality jobs are a nice break from whatever’s going on in my life. They’re typically fast-paced enough to keep my mind busy, and people are usually kinder when you’re friendly. You don’t have to play it up to the point of exhaustion (try a…

Apparently Michael B. Jordan was on the other side of the country sooo

Ideally, try to find a stuffed horse or similar horse substitute

I really don’t understand why people think gay bars are fun tourist stops for their straight bachelorette party? If there’s a drag show, sure. But just crashing through on a normal night? Go literally anywhere else.

After TWO regular showers (two different states, both lovely), the bridesmaids decided to throw a lingerie shower for our chaste-until-marriage friend. Her little sisters were also in attendance. Two were still in high school and there may have been a Harry Potter theme. For a lingerie shower. The food was banging and…

Honestly I thought the Ariana ringtone jab was more mean-spirited than Pete’s original comment and dismissal of Crenshaw’s service (which is on par with how he talks about his own father’s death)

This beautiful roasted cauliflower buffalo pizza is what converted me (a cauli-hater). If you need a low-risk trial run on roasted cauliflower, definitely make this bad boy first. Worst case scenario you can pick off the cauliflower and enjoy the rest, instead of being left with a whole head of the stuff.

When I was about 17, I asked my mother what she felt like at 17, and if she felt like a totally different person now. She’s always been incredibly grounded, so she told me that you’re just kind of always the person you are. You can learn things and choose to change how you interact with the world around you, but no…

Wouldn’t a chunk of nut-free seats make more sense? I don’t see how someone with a deadly allergy is better off by being given early access to a possible peanut-covered seat that they have to clean themselves. Wouldn’t this only work for moderate folks (or people with a travel buddy?)

I bet this asshole tips post-coupon, too

When I was watching, I kept thinking they were slowly growing throughout the film. Like they kept trying different sets that gradually became bigger and bigger. Anyone else want to join my weird conspiracy theory?