So their res “fell through” at 10:30pm and they got lobster and plain-ass spaghetti to go? Mhm. 

(who the movie wants you to believe never touched a drug or slept with a groupie)

Much like a cold theater, there’s nothing you can do that isn’t likely to make your host say, “I’ll go bump up the thermostat” before promptly leaving to do nothing of the sort. The kitchen, much like a stage under lights, is hot and I’m guessing their HVAC isn’t sensitive enough for different zones. Plus, your server…

I always like to see the discussion that breaks people (and gets them to join us here in the comments) Welcome!

It’s safe to dump it without rinsing once a day if you’re out, or some people carry a bottle of water. Also, if you’re on the fence about getting one, I would say that typically it lasts so long that you don’t need to change it as frequently and can usually get away with not changing it in public if you budget your…

I had to break my lease and despite having no money and paying double rent for a few months, I splurged on cordless honeycomb cell blinds for my new (rental) apt. My old place was a shitty basement and the new one had gorgeous windows that needed some treatment to keep the temperature in check. I got light filtering…

GTFO with your commie jargon, hemp is where it’s at

The context was more that it was actually sanitary (ie fine/funny if it gets on things), not just different. I get that it’s different, but it’s still a bodily fluid

Right? He seems like someone they trust with their music, and a great collaborator and signal booster (not that any of them needed it). And that’s nothing to say of his solo work with Bleachers, which I personally love. I think it’s admirable that he can be a producer while still producing his own sound (and he plays…

Sean is such a treasure. May his innards hold up for many years to come.

Thank you so much for the note about food desserts. Honestly, I have never seen a better example of how real they are. Yachty is brave as hell for taking on the wing gauntlet, and I enjoyed his childlike discovery of the milder stuff as well as his terrible suffering later. Plus, he made it past Da Bomb and that’s…

Might be helpful to note that it was our first job out of college and we were all ninnies. 

Alternately:

A new-mom friend of mine tries to tell me this weekend that baby poop isn’t “really poop” until they start eating solid foods.

I had a coworker constantly change her baby (who was in “blow-out”mode for a while) in the middle of the floor in our shared office, which was a tiny room in a church. Invariably, it would happen about 5 minutes before I planned to have lunch and it always made the room smell like baby poop for about 20 minutes. There…

Can Ellen go ONE YEAR without fake boobs?

I audibly gasped at the end of the first one. 

Some friends and I stumbled into the bar down the road (in costume) for last call because we were incredibly drunk and decided we needed their mac and cheese. There was a very sweet (and sober) nurse getting off her shift sitting next to the takeout section of the bar who was kind enough to chat with us. She had a…

I’m not about to out my burner account like that 

Shouldn’t jails only be for people who are a threat to others? There are so many “criminals” who deserve counseling instead of time behind bars. For those charged with involuntary manslaughter involving a motor vehicle, perhaps suspending their license (or revoking entirely, depending on the circumstances)?