Trader Joe’s is the white man’s Aldi. Or at least the rich man’s Aldi. It’s Aldi if Aldi were nothing like Aldi and priced for the middle-class. Really, it’s closer to Wegman’s. 

Ah, okay, I didn’t take a look at it. How strange. Also, her poor daughter. 

I’m banking on the fact that Patty Mayonnaise here has never heard of aioli 

Exactly my thoughts- Tinder (or whatever site they used) tends towards younger demos, and I’ll bet money that older men on these sites are messaged often because sites like these are exactly how people find sugar daddies. 

Currently doing that, whattup. Hah it is old, I totally get that. It’s weirdly comforting that his dating history has been largely same-age partners, and I definitely wouldn’t date with that big of a gap as a general rule even though it’s working well for me.  

I would 100% watch re-runs of Cosby with Amber as Claire’s wife and little to no script changes. 

Sounds more like feminists are killing mayo, imho.

This post is super old, BUT I have to share my bird story-

I would EASILY pay the $60 for a new microwave, no question.

My dad wasn’t a fisher, but he was a hunter and he would regularly return from the mountains (~4 hours away) with a deer carcass hanging out in the back of his Scout II. If you’re not familiar, Scouts are giant boxes with no divider between the bed and the back seat, and until he upgraded to one that had been shown…

TBH I’m mad about all three of those plotlines. 

Fuck you for taking people’s money and microwaving their food at an “upscale” place. Seems to me it would be better to say something like, “because of the aging process, we strongly recommend our steaks are not prepared past medium-well” and then offer to take the steak back and finish it in the oven if they’re still…

True, it’s more like the Sistine Chapel - a commission the artist grumbled about plenty but still did to the best of his abilities within the parameters because that’s what professionals do

Thank you! Well-done and “hockey puck” are not synonymous, even if that’s YOUR personal opinion of what well-done is basically like. I prefer well-done because anything else makes my stomach turn. I’m sorry to the chefs and I know it’s “wrong”, but what can I say? I thought I’d grow out of it as an adult and I…

That would make more sense, but no. I pitied Carol and thought that Barb was in charge of the narrative and manipulating her parents so she got to be the favorite and Carol would take the blame.

The problem with this review is that I would unironically watch and enjoy some idiot screaming out of their car window if it was framed as spoken word poetry, and I would enjoy it more than real spoken word poetry

I moved from the casual person’s annoyance/disgust, to curious, to actually excited to pop open a bottle of wine and down some hot wings for the premier tonight. My mom and I used to watch Biggest Loser with tubs of ice cream, so the hate-watching is a family tradition.

They’re just such interesting characters. Also, it’s as close to horror as I’ll get because I’m a wimp, lol. Have you seen Creep? Creep is peak uncomfortable WITH a surprisingly excellent sequel.

I (a female) have had a few dudes do this, and while I know there’s a double standard and all, I cannot express how fully creeped out I felt. Some of the guys might have been given a chance with some return visits and a more welcome invitation, but taking my personal info from my card and seeking me out felt like an…

May I submit: