Bummed to see so many people uncomfortable in the comments; I could watch the Gyllenhaals be almost-under-the-radar creepy weirdos forever.

There’s an old pizza joint in Buffalo - La Nova - that has a full fleet of white Cadillacs (mostly Escalades) for delivery. The best part? The shop is heavily featured in the “Mobs of Buffalo” bus tours because the family “was” big in the Italian mafia back in the day.

Would they accept a taxidermy cat?

Jezzies hate all of the late night James/Jimmies, with maybe the exception of Kimmel post-baby-heart-defect-scare

WANTED: Hey! Do you hate your cat?

Dammit, I’m going to have to go back to Burger King. 

I would suggest avoiding any food eaten out of bowels

Even with the most agreeable SO, the not being able to walk half-naked/braless/etc is precisely why I just gave up being economical and splurged on my own place. 

I recently moved, and my internet provider was pushy as per usual. I had to run in for a new router that could handle twice the speed since mine was outdated (for free, cool), but honestly I had absolutely no problems with speed before.

When I got there...
“Oh, I can get you a better deal than this. You can get twice…

Layers and content are important, too. I made the huge mistake of making a 9-inch three layer cake (THIS) that consisted of no less than 6 sticks of butter. I lived alone, but invited about 15 or so friends to come over. Between the fact that everyone stopped by before or after another engagement and all of the other…

Garbage human aside - giving laxatives to your kids is still a prank on you, bro. Literally your job to clean that up.

I believe it’s called “waterfalls”

May this be the first step in an all-Furries olympic team. They deserve their own nation and I’m HERE FOR IT

I think my favorite thing about all of this is that Kim thinks a photoshoot counts as “family time”. Even if it is for a Khristmas Kard(tm), I can see why Kourtney probably feels like a prop in their crazy family marketing scheme even when she’s not being treated absolutely terribly. Let her live! 

Eh, these don’t have anything on the penne necklace my kindergarten boyfriend made me. I still have it, glitter paint intact! 10/10 could boil and eat 

I’m proud of them (Maine) for sustainable practices, but surely they realize that’s not PETA’s beef-alternative? The ad is about the “personhood” of animals/sea bugs. People who come to town for lobsterfest are still going to eat lobster.

“Big Nut Milk” is my new term for “Big Dick Energy”

I get your curiousity on the outside coverage of Tay’s trial, but honestly I can appreciate why they’re taking such a limited approach. The less we see of the outside, the more the audience feels like it’s inside max with everyone else. The problems we see are petty but magnified, and confronting the weight of the…

Came down here to say this; prior to the flashback, I didn’t really feel that I knew who was responsible, nor did we know how young their third sister was. Carol was an early favorite of mine, so when she reveals that her parents visit Barb but won’t even look at her I kind of assumed Barb was the real evil. The…

“In this office, we speak the Queen’s English. Except for me, because I’m the fucking Queen.”