Honestly most disturbed by the fact that they’re in a beer can.

Linguist here. Food names may have a “real” pronunciation from their origin country/region/language, but accepted use is real and Americans will understand you just fine (or better) and appreciate your lack of snobbery if you go with them.

Re: the “he can come back with a warrant” people:

I used to work at WIC, and word gets around real fast about which places are WIC-friendly or not. The store still makes money from WIC, so they can miss out on all of those formula sales for being classist dickbags.

Rice Krispie Treats. Born out of necessity and poor planning (they were the only thing at the only place open at midnight- a 7-11), you get a beautiful and quick-to caramelize marshmallow with structural integrity and a gorgeous crunch to boot. They’re happy on a two-prong roaster and you can totally forego the…

Every little mom & pop hardware store in my hometown has one of these. I’m not above it, and if you’re willing to nab a bag of free snacks from a place that smells like paint/sawdust/birdseed, you know exactly what you’re getting into

Bonus beige juice notes:

Are you also tired of all those crazy flavors of non-apple juices? Milk’s just off-white juice, people.

Way to prove you’re definitely not a middle school kid with that sick “banging your mom” burn.

Came down here to lament the lack of pineapple buns in my life

I would like the second cake to only say CUM, thank you very much

#thankyou

The pony is an extension, and she has it sprayed and gelled to hell to stop the flyaways. Some people have speculated that she has permanent damage (like some have after chemo), not just a regular post-dye fried situation. Her hair is/was naturally curly

I don’t know if I can handle a “Side to Side” about Pete Davidson.

I used to work at an art supply store, and we had a huge rash of counterfeit $10s. People were buying full semester’s worth of supplies, expensive oil paints, etc. because $10s are so inconspicuous.

Out of curiousity, did this study (or a similar study) take race/ethnicty/culture into consideration?

I’m more worried about this gigantic shit (and his lack thereof, I’m sure) than I’d like to admit.

LUSH provides perfect little tins for soaps. They’re stainless steel, and I imagine as long as you opened them up once you got home they wouldn’t get funky

Personally offended that this list included Shailene Woodley and missed Zendaya, clearly the best Joan of Arc of the night:

I love Meghan and can’t wait to see how her style translates to a wedding dress.

BUT ALSO, I’m just noticing how incredibly tiny her ankles are? Not a criticism, just genuine awe.