As long she’s being culturally insensitive, why not go for:
- the porn version, Kim Moan Oh
- Kimchi, with some tagline about spicing things up
- Kimakazi
- Kim Jung Undies

Nailed it. And yet, I’d never describe him as a hardass. I think people are afraid of their kids not liking them, honestly. Which is malarky.

I learned something today; these rules are great.

I’d think she’d be more upset about being called “Uncle Tom for white women who disappoint other white women”, but sure, yeah, I can’t believe a comedian low-key complimented your makeup and compared you to a softball coach

Came down here to say this. The first photo is iconic, too

You’re a saint! Thank you :)

DO I HAVE A BOOK FOR YOU

Thank you! I’m hearing a lot of good things about NYX :)

NYX is definitely cruelty-free! Thanks!

These look amazing! I’m used to liquid foundation, so this is a totally new world but I love the SPF coverage. Thank you; I’ll definitely check these out

I just found The Ordinary and was so excited to try their foundation :( wah

These are all great roller derby names.

Eh, I didn’t want them to damage the building. Gorgeous little historic church. But I did enjoy myself in Home Depot while several employees floundered with them for a bit. Have you ever been in Home Depot for 2 hours for screws, anchors, and a bit?

*screams*

Sometimes, restaurant staff will help you if they see you floundering. I had an excruciatingly long date with a guy who volunteered with me, starting with the movie Interstellar. If you’re not familiar, that’s a 3 HOUR movie that, in our case, started at 8pm. I’m older and wiser now, but at the time it seemed like a…

I remember having a “seed cake french toast” that was basically lemon poppyseed pound cake battered and pan-fried, then served with a drizzle of icing. It was heaven

They Denny’s Hobbit-themed menus are the ONLY Denny’s theme menus #notmyelevensies

It’s totally helpful, especially with the rise of female-centric apps like bumble, which force women to make the first move that they’re so not used to making.

Why discourage anyone from trying vegan for a month? Seriously. If you’re an ethical vegan, then lives saved are lives saved. Plus, if they really stick to a month, they’re more likely to adopt vegan practices. Even if it’s not all-in, it’s still an incredible help to the environment and the animals involved.

Tiana definitely is and is also the most modern princess, coming from 1920s New Orleans