The water table here is still so high from the previous storms that the water is still seeping in to my basement.

based on a project that is being built from my office, ‘everything is fucked up’ is pretty accurate. The client hired a bunch of amateurs to build the thing.

what does the fox say if you cut him off?

how about calling 911? I mean you lose your chance to play race car driver, but I believe ambulances have people who know what they are doing and lights n shit that essentially say to everyone “Move bitch, get out the way, Get out the way bitch, get out the way” o wait that was Ludacris, but same thing pretty much.

that is most certainly photoshopped. giraffes don’t know how to drive.

i’m not impressed. velociraptors have been doing this for a few million years.

I make a chicken soup that is based off of something I had on a trip to see a Mayan ruin in Mexico. chicken, rice, chicken broth, lime juice, carrots, onions, tomatoes, and avocados. I put the avocados in last tho so they just get warm.

I was actually replacing the fender. my cousin backed into me and bought me a new fender. It was something like $150 +s&h from a junkyard half way across the country.

damn, and this whole time I thought I was driving a V8...

Listen to your mind. I had the Allroad for something like 8 months before the compressor shit the bed and I was riding on the bumpstops. Granted this was a $3k 180,000 mile example when I picked it up, but for a new airride system it was $2500. I could have done a coilover conversion for $1500 but then its just a…

despite having filled the washer fluid to the top, I continuously had the low washer fluid level warning the whole time I had the car. I think the sensor required a fairly extensive tear down to get to it.

if you can do it yourself, the typical stuff is somewhat typically priced. Its the crap like the Air Ride that rapes and pillages.

I was actually replacing the fender. my cousin backed into me and bought me a new fender. It was something like $150 +s&h from a junkyard half way across the country.  

Experience tells me to run

shes on her way.....

apparently they make good hats as well

tree limb....

I was out shoveling and a limb falls behind me in my yard. It scared the shit out of me.Why are these things not classified as hurricanes?

it farts too.