these people are idiots. I had them convinced to insure a 2012 Pontiac GTO. They even transferred the call to an accounts specialists to set up all the ‘paperwork’  These people are my favorite with a close second to the home security people.  I tell them I have a motion activated rocket propelled granade launcher…

i was expecting chloroform.  I guess i was off a bit.  still an option tho.....

We accidentally stopped at churches on the way home from Atlantic City. We then stopped somewhere in Connecticut and shit our brains out

I was in my office washing my hands when the dude in the stall had finally finished with, based on sound and smell had just given birth to a dead school of fish, casually walks past the sink and out the bathroom. so basically he just skipped steps 1-6 and left me staring at the door handle like it was ready to murder…

the tape could fall off, here are a few other options:

Ah shit. I went to fix mine toobut came to the same conclusion

this is pretty close

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/updated-the-gallery-again-1769817893

i’ve been trying to convince people of this for a long time

i wont judge you, have another

maybe it will be something like this:

I’ve have (short) conversations with wealthy people about their cars. One was a Range Rover and the other the Alfa SUV. I asked both what engine they went with anf neither could answer. These people dont know the details about they stuff they buy except for that it was expensive and has the right logo.

its a byproduct of my down time.

yea... its um like the Previa.... it actually shares the same platform as this:

you, no

its wonderfully awesome

rear engine of course.

if i was going to get 4 doors i’d want a cab-over version

An allroad...... O wait, he said only half broken

ruling the buffet, like anything else, just comes down to proper preparation