If people need religion to not be an asshole, they are an asshole.

Equality, fairness and accountability don’t pay for private schools

My guess is the parents are more like

Air cadets up here in Canuckistan.

Old Testament level spite and hatefulness.

Classic.

Holy shit.

Gotta say, old Metallica really lends itself to this treatment.

Damon just needs to not talk.

I really have a hard time believing Damon can actually use a bow properly.

“Organized labor has ‘sort of lost its reason for being’ because of the many laws in place to protect workers.”

Empathy is just one of those jargony buzzwords to them, they use it, but have no idea what it means beyond sounding good in a sentence.

I made the same mistake with a movie called “Black & White”. What I thought I was renting (back in the transparent plastic cover VHS rental days) was a movie with Bijou Phillips and Robert Downey Jr pre-Iron Man and what I got was a bad B movie cop drama about abusive asshole officers and their Stockholm syndrome…

That’s always my first thought too.

Just risked my life trying (and failing) to buy beer in blizzard conditions while wearing alarmingly huge pants

I’m less scared of Kasich then Cruz though. Cruz is another Pence.

Think they’re all number two’s

The state dinners are going to be redonkulous.

In solidarity I will eat pizza tonight.